So here’s my review of the show and how I would improve it. In short it stumbles early, but really comes together when it starts to focus on stories told by the actual WS pavilions (the Coco section is fantastic) and the finale just knocks it out of the park. Also, I agree the post show is beautiful and I’ll plan on sticking around for it when I watch it. For those of you complaining about the pyro this show absolutely has more power then illuminations ever did. That volley of perimeter shots is just amazing.
So onto my complaints, it took until the finale for me to figure out what this shows theme was, mainly the stories told around the world. I also do not like that there is so many sections containing stories not from countries represented in WS, in particular Jungle Book which is not Indian in the slightest. Richard Kipling was a British colonialist. Ok I’m going to play Steve Davidson and write a better more appropriate Harmonious for Epcot:
Intro Section: To start all the lights but the torches go out as the small rosette of fountains in the center get lit red and cave man appear on the tacos. Then suddenly a voice calls out “Tonight we gather here around the fire as people have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before, to share a light and to share a story. For to know the stories of this planet is to know the people of this planet.” Then the torches extinshed and the lights go out.
African Outpost Section: Cue the Circle of Life section from the show, but have a vocalist do the first verse and then the final chorus as we won’t be doing Hauluna Matta later.
Norway: Just like in the show we do the opening chant but after that we get a rendition of Into the Unknown both to increase the Norway section and highlight an obvious story trope.
Morroco: Just like in the show we start with Arabian Nights (so we can get the lamp effect) but then we transition into Prince Ali, so we can highlight another way we tell stories (a parade.)
China: Unchanged Mulan Section
Italy: My first new section, there is only one musical from Italy in the Disney cannon (and I can’t think of a way to have a Luca fit the story theme) but since the wooden puppet has no ride in the MK I think it’s ok to use him here. We cut to the stargate displaying a bright star in the center as an accordion plays WYWUS as we then descend to a stage and are treated to I got no strings number that ends with a crash. That way we have a song that highlights the theatre as a way to tell a story.
Canada: We return to the fire as Great Spirts from Brother Bear plays and then transitions to the Welcome/Family song. With sections in an Inuit language. This section ends with a bear doing a cannonball.
United States: I think the PatF section is great and I’m going to leave it unchanged, but it shouldn’t be the final section of the show because it gets outshined by the Coco section (spoiler for my final section.)
Germany: This one is hard because much like England (we’re going there soon) the stories are so heavily used in MK that it makes them untouchable. However, Tangled, does not have a ride. We start as lantern starts to rise as we get a full orchestra playing an instrumental version of At Last I See the Light, and then we transition to the Snuggly Duckling to highlight the “bar story” with a I Have a Dream section.
Japan: This is the one country that doesn’t have a Disney movie you can insert in so I’m a bit lost. I still haven’t seen Spirited Away but I have heard really good things and Disney I believe does US distribution, help me out, would it work?
UK: I like the Brave section, it should stay but it seems wrong to not have an English story too. However the MK ride rule is still in effect so the only musical left is one that will get fans to cheer, after Brave we suddenly here an automobile engine throttle as we transition into Merrily on our Way to no where in particular, to highlight road stories. Ends with a crash
France: I like using Hunchback, but not Out there and we are ditching BatB. This section now starts with church bells as the rose window appears and an Instrumental version of the Bells of Notre Dame play and we pan up to a silhouette of Quasi ringing the bells like in the movie, but then the music fades as we decend to the alter and we get a rendition of God Help the Outcast (to not offend the atheists we will make sure the chorus is in French, and a section should be in Romani too) and we get a more mellow beat to really highlight the fountains along with some “weeping willow” fireworks. This highlights religious stories without being obvious.
Mexico: Coco, unchanged
Finale: Unchanged
Finally while I know we can’t move things back and forth, I would add 3 more Stargates facing the cardinal directions to make this show 360 and center it for Pete sakes in line with SE and AA, and if I’m really greedy, have the star-gate on a hinge so it lies flat during the day.
Oh and it goes without saying, each country gets lit up during its section. It’s time to upgrade Norway, and if Morocco can’t have the popcorn lights for religious reasons it at least gets some spotlights.