This is why I was saying you might want to look into another theme park chain. While everyone is a fan for different reasons, to me it seems like you prioritize thrills over atmosphere. And that's fine! It actually reminds me of my main Disney buddy. He loves the parks, but mainly for the thrills, and due to circumstances, Disney is really his only option. He can't just walk into Six Flags and hop on all the rides. But thrills-mild or wild-are better experienced elsewhere IMO, unless you have something that legitimately prevents you from going anywhere else, like my friend.
DLP sells alcohol too, although it seems that's not the main reason you dislike it. While I agree that DLP's ride collection isn't elite, I'd say the best of DLP far outweighs anything at DCA for me personally. YMMV. I get that DLP as a resort has operational issues that DLR does not and I'm sure that factors in too.
Should you be open to trying something a little different, something that based on your posts would seem to fit you well in addition to Disney and/or, I would recommend trying out a Busch Gardens (either of them). They have a great blend of theming, unique (and good) food and drink options (and cheaper than Disney as a bonus), animals, and genuinely great thrill rides. While there are undoubtedly people on here who would turn their nose up at them due to perceived inferiority, they're all wonderful experiences and it seems like a place where you could have a blast, in addition to your regular Disney trips. Food for thought.
