Epcot Center - especially its first decade or two; even now I can't give up on it, like an old flame
Disneyland - the crown jewel, with objectively the biggest critical mass of stuff worth doing
Animal Kingdom - only one I moved (higher) when I made this edit; it wears surprisingly well
Tokyo Disney Sea - so grateful I got to see it once, although the circumstances weren't great
Magic Kingdom - also better years back; would be higher if guest experience were less harried
Tokyo Disneyland - can't remember contrasts with MK at granular-enough level; love Tokyo food!
MGM Studios - I dunno man...it's had some good rides and ambiance, but even now not full-day
California Adventure - yeah more of the same problem, incoherence and misguided compromise
Just returned from a first Paris trip (and back in 2023 I paid a third visit to Anaheim that may have been my favorite theme park trip ever) so figured I'd dig this up, update my list, and bump the global park ranking discussion.
1. Disneyland: If you love any of this stuff, here's the mecca and still the motherlode.
2. EPCOT: More for what it was, perhaps, than is...but World Showcase holds up.
3. DisneySea: Phenomenal. Inspired. Need to see it again with the new expansion.
4. Animal Kingdom: Hard to rank. Has become a personal favorite. Unique. Beautiful.
5. Tokyo Disneyland: Now plainly MK's superior. Lineup compares credibly to DL's.
6. Disneyland Paris: A jewel. Would love to put it higher. All these top 6 are great.
7. Magic Kingdom: What they are doing to Frontierland has been a horrible mistake.
8. Hollywood Studios: The best of the junk-drawer-of-IP-thrill-rides parks, I guess?
9. California Adventure: Could tie the above, but I still prefer Twilight Zone to Cars.
10. Studios Paris: And I didn't even hate it! The expansion won't hurt, though.
I'm still unacquainted with the two China parks, and dying for a rematch with Tokyo (not least because it's now got the world's only Splash Mountain), so a big Asia trip is the obvious next move. And several years from now, Abu Dhabi!