WDWFREAK53
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disneydudette
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slow..but faster than the last person
I'm so good at these!
WDWFREAK53
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4100
(I don't get why that's hard?)
darthdarrel
New Member
Mary! 
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by darthdarrel
Mary!
There's Something About that girl....
darthdarrel
New Member
:lol: :lol:
darthdarrel
New Member
Thank you! But teacher can you tell the next joke? I`m terrible with jokes! Think of me as Marlin from Finding Nemo! :lol:
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Soooo....a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar...
(you would think at least ONE of them would've seen it!)
(you would think at least ONE of them would've seen it!)
darthdarrel
New Member
I`m sorry Freak but that one diserves a.....
:lol:
tigsmom
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No more riddles, but here is my favorite joke:
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,
extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the
woman could
not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could
offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to
her, "I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for
$20.00......on one condition."
(There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked
what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me
what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
meaningfully
said....
"Clean my house."
What a woman!!!!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,
extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the
woman could
not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could
offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to
her, "I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for
$20.00......on one condition."
(There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked
what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me
what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
meaningfully
said....
"Clean my house."
What a woman!!!!
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Oh I get it...so the woman would have one day off from doing her job? :lookaroun
*awaits beating*
darthdarrel
New Member
So she wanted him to "Clean her kitchen"? :lol:
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by darthdarrel
:lol: :lol: :lol: No Darrel...the whole HOUSE! :lol: :lol: :lol:
darthdarrel
New Member
:lol:
tigsmom
Well-Known Member
OK one more:
Never Tick Off A Nurse
A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have
anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came
into
his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After
complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his
arms
and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this
reading, I can't use an oral thermometer.
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled
over
and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer,
he
heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE
THAT
until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under
his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a
half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on
here?"
asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen
someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor
confesses, "Not with a carnation."
tigsmom, RN AAS
Never Tick Off A Nurse
A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have
anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came
into
his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After
complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his
arms
and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this
reading, I can't use an oral thermometer.
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled
over
and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer,
he
heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE
THAT
until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under
his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a
half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on
here?"
asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen
someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor
confesses, "Not with a carnation."
tigsmom, RN AAS