Dukeblue1016
New Member
I hope you fell off of it...:lookaroun
then you'll enjoy this story... cuz it's a lot worse than that...
so... to try and paint a picture of the gym... basically picture like a really big square room... and up against one wall is bikes, against two others are ellipticals, and against the other are treadmills... but there are rows of them except for one wall of ellipticals.... which faces just right out open to the whole gym (because other areas branch off the room)
point being... they face out with a wall behind them...
(so everyone would essentially be looking at each other except TVs take up the middle; hang from ceiling)
so... i'm on one elliptical i use literally everyday... and unfortunately... (kinda TMI but lets be adults) I was wearing boxers on this day... since its all ladies here... boxers and working out... it doesn't go together well... you have to wear briefs...
so... i'm on the elliptical not even 5 minutes and the boxers are just riding up me... the waist line is at like my belly button... and im kinda getting a wedgie... so i'm trying to fix it through my shorts while on the elliptical and not be too obvious... (again its basically wide open, everyone can certainly see me...)
so... after legitimately 15 minutes of playing with my shorts and tugging at my legs i'm just like "i seriously cannot take this any longer..."
so... since i'm facing the gym... and i'm up against the wall... i literally just entirely pull down the back of my shorts... essentially entire exposing my (amazing) butt... but again i'm up against a wall and it had to be done...
so i do it... fix my issue... keep going... and then I realize something after like a minute...
and i slowly turn around....
and there's a window DIRECTLY BEHIND MY ELLIPTICAL AND ONLY MY ELLIPTICAL... and the window goes to an exercise room and of course... there's roughly 20-30 women in there for a Yoga class... and they're facing my direction....
so i just mooned the entire Yoga class...
i immediately got off the elliptical and left...
but to this day, there is always a shade now, closed, to that window... and in the like 5 years i've been going here, i've never once seen the shade down... but now it always is...
