Predictions! Secret WDC Project — August 22 @ D23

[voodoo321]

My money’s on this being the most likely outcome.

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That's gotta be it. That article had it all. Corporate buzzwords, synergy, product marketing strategies, customer manipulation. That's what gets them excited in the halls and board rooms of TWDC and being in their bubble they think we will get excited about it too.

 

[EpcoTim]

Blame Sony.

 

[HmmmmmMMMmm]

Stop dropping hints! We can't let them know that we're entering the cannabis industry until the press release is ready.

Can I please announce the strains, Daddy Chapek?
Goofy Gange
Donald Dope

 

[GhostHost1000]

That's gotta be it. That article had it all. Corporate buzzwords, synergy, product marketing strategies, customer manipulation. That's what gets them excited in the halls and board rooms of TWDC and being in their bubble they think we will get excited about it too.

From January 31st, 2018?

 

[jaxonp]

Can I please announce the strains, Daddy Chapek?
Goofy Gange
Donald Dope

Honestly the best thing you've posted.

 

[thenerdbaker]

Stop dropping hints! We can't let them know that we're entering the cannabis industry until the press release is ready.

So we should not tell people stiches great escape is the new strain. Damn. I was so pumped for that to drop.

 

[GhostHost1000]

Let’s be realistic here the odds of this being parks related and even then WDW related are slim.

 

[jaxonp]

Im bored

 

[*Q*]

Disney is buying Greenland. The end.

DAMMIT, I almost made that joke!

 

[jaxonp]

This is like waiting in line for Navi River

 

[GhostHost1000]

This is like waiting in line for Navi River

And then the fire alarm goes off

 

[jaxonp]

And then the fire alarm goes off

and it's raining outside.

 

[HmmmmmMMMmm]

Y'all have a while before it's announced today (tonight).

 

[mitchiavelli]

Was the secret the overstating of revenue, but it was leaked earlier this week?

 

[Clamman73]

I was gonna say like you’re stuck on Small World

 

[DCLcruiser]

This is like waiting in line for Navi River

But that would mean that in the end, after waiting, you're disappointed.

 

[voodoo321]

From January 31st, 2018?

Haha. You're right. I didn't check the date. It seems to make too much sense though. Hope I'm wrong.

 

[Stevie Amsterdam]

Well that’s it, I’m going to sleep. Will read everything tomorrow morning (I hope)

 

[Disney Analyst]

DAMMIT, I almost made that joke!

And I tweeted it, so don’t even try!

 

[jaxonp]

And I tweeted it, so don’t even try!

shameless plug

 

[Imagineerwannabe]

If we all log off the board, will the announcement get made - a bit like a watched pot never boils