We rode the Pirates ride a half dozen times, in a futile attempt to find the scary mermaid I read exists somewhere. (anyone know??) Noticed they made some more changes to the ride last year.
So disappointed they removed the classic gag where there are two pirates chasing women, then a large woman chasing a pirate. (now all 3 involve the women, armed, chasing the pirates) If they wanted to alter classic artwork in the name of censorship, I'm surprised they didn't go after the wife-auction first.
I predict they will eventually change the name of the ride to "Pirates of the CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: The Search for CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, starring CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW". And "we wants the redhead!" will be replaced with "we wants Captain Jack Sparrow!". And instead of luring the dog for the key, they'll be begging him to fetch Captain Jack Sparrow. And instead of a room full of treasure, Captain Jack Sparrow will be seen reveling in a room full of Captain Jack Sparrows.
So disappointed they removed the classic gag where there are two pirates chasing women, then a large woman chasing a pirate. (now all 3 involve the women, armed, chasing the pirates) If they wanted to alter classic artwork in the name of censorship, I'm surprised they didn't go after the wife-auction first.
I predict they will eventually change the name of the ride to "Pirates of the CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: The Search for CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, starring CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW". And "we wants the redhead!" will be replaced with "we wants Captain Jack Sparrow!". And instead of luring the dog for the key, they'll be begging him to fetch Captain Jack Sparrow. And instead of a room full of treasure, Captain Jack Sparrow will be seen reveling in a room full of Captain Jack Sparrows.