Curious Constance
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Great questions! I'll try my hand at some educated guesses, based on past practice and how the DCA remake of 2009-2012 played out.
- How are they going to do this? (Take all of Paradise Pier down at once, or one attraction/building at a time) Probably, in phases from this September through next May, for Screamin', Fun Wheel, Carousel, Sky School, Swings. Some of the smaller round rides may take only a few weeks, while the bigger rides may take three or four months.
- How much of Paradise Pier are they going to overlay? Just the Boardwalk, or the entire land? My hunch is the boardwalk from Sideshow Shirts to Screamin', but maybe Goofy's Sky School and Swings gets in on the act too?
- When are they going to do this? Labor Day '17 through Memorial Day '18 is my guess.
- Will The Little Mermaid - Ariel's Undersea Adventure move to Pacific Wharf? That's an easy fix for that, kind of like the Matterhorn moving from Fantasyland to Tomorrowland and back again in the 1960's and 70's.
- How easy is it going to be to move Francis' Ladybug Boogie, Flik's Flyers, Tuck and Roll's Drive 'Em Buggies, Princess Dot Puddle Park and Heimlich's Chew Chew Train to Pixar Pier? Probably more trouble than it's worth.
- How easy would it be to re-theme the aforementioned attractions? Not that hard, but would seem worth saving for Marvel Land.
- Will King Triton's Carousel be re-themed to Finding Nemo or Finding Dory? Let's hope! It needs a big plussing from it's 2001 cheapness.
- How will they re-theme the other attractions? (California Screamin' to The Incredibles, Mickey's Fun Wheel to Luxo Jr.? Silly Symphony Swings or Goofy's Sky School to WALL-E? Jumpin' Jellyfish to Up? Golden Zephyr to Buzz Lightyear Rockets (no possessive necessary?) Only Lasseter and his bartender know that yet. Stay tuned.
- Who will now conduct Instant Concert... Just Add Water? Do they still do that show?
- What character meal will Ariel's Grotto be replaced with? Not sure you could replace the Princess gravy train. They'll likely stay.
- When is Paradise Pier Hotel next due for a refurbishment? Probably not before it's hopefully torn down in the 2020's.
That reminds me that I really hope they do something with the cheap faux-modern Carousel in Paradise Pier. It needs a serious upgrade and proper Imagineering. It's one of the few things left in DCA that didn't get touched in the upgrades of 2009-2012, and still wallows in its Paul Pressler cheap stucco/cement/vinyl banner treatment. Cheap and tacky!
Did you just call King Triton cheap and tacky?