There was the DCL cruiser with a verandah and on getting to their room on embarkation, complained by phone to guest services.
“Why did I pay so much to have such an awful view of the parking lot?”
[via phone call to reception... while still at the port]
Other cruising gems....
“What would happen if I flushed a ship toilet while still sitting on it?”
“Does the crew sleep on board?”
“Why is the microwave in my room not working?”(referring to the safe)
“Is that fresh or salt water in the toilets?”
“Why are the ruins in such poor condition?” (after a tour of the ruins in Rome)
“Why are the Glaciers so dirty?” (after a tour by helicopter in Alaska)
“What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?”
“Has this ship ever sunk?”
“How do I know which are mine?” [Referring to the pictures in the Shutters Photo Gallery]
“How small does your face have to be to get a mini-facial at the salon?”
“What time does the Midnight buffet start?
“This is our families first cruise ever… we have several cabins on different decks of the ship and our question is, do all of the decks go to the same ports of call???”
“Do these stairs go up or down?”
and finally...
In shutters when the photos taken earlier are not up, and there is a complaint, the response is.- Someday your prints will come, ( only on a Disney ship).
“Why did I pay so much to have such an awful view of the parking lot?”
[via phone call to reception... while still at the port]
Other cruising gems....
“What would happen if I flushed a ship toilet while still sitting on it?”
“Does the crew sleep on board?”
“Why is the microwave in my room not working?”(referring to the safe)
“Is that fresh or salt water in the toilets?”
“Why are the ruins in such poor condition?” (after a tour of the ruins in Rome)
“Why are the Glaciers so dirty?” (after a tour by helicopter in Alaska)
“What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?”
“Has this ship ever sunk?”
“How do I know which are mine?” [Referring to the pictures in the Shutters Photo Gallery]
“How small does your face have to be to get a mini-facial at the salon?”
“What time does the Midnight buffet start?
“This is our families first cruise ever… we have several cabins on different decks of the ship and our question is, do all of the decks go to the same ports of call???”
“Do these stairs go up or down?”
and finally...
In shutters when the photos taken earlier are not up, and there is a complaint, the response is.- Someday your prints will come, ( only on a Disney ship).
