Pi on my Cake
Well-Known Member
- In the Parks
- Yes
- Reusable Water Bottles that can be traded out for clean bottles at specific stations like Fuel Rods. Sustainable and practical
- Attack bees for rowdy guests
- Magic Bands for Left Handed People
- Retheme all castles in the parks from princesses to Boy Meets World
- The next evolution of Magic Bands: Magic Hats!
- Animatronics are out, shadow puppets are in!
- My Disney Experience 2.0. Now with nothing but error messages
- Food & Wine Festival is now year round at all Disney Parks
- Link My Disney Experience to a Disney Games Account to get rewards for Disney Games (like Kingdom Hearts 3) based on in park activity.
- Good Morning, Mickey! A new tradition where guests before rope drop get free coffee, juice, and Mickey Waffles during the off season.
- Specialty candies. A signature candy bar flavored differently for each land and even a few rides
- Guests get costumes/name tags just like cast members do so that way you can't tell who works there and who doesn't.
- Aladdin is shirtless again. As are all male face characters. We call it the Chip&Dales Dancers Character initiative
- Libraries at the front of parks so guests can borrow books to read while in queue lines.
- Reusable toilet paper.
- Mickey Mouse? More like Mickey Moose!
- Dapper Day is replaced with "Ugly Day." Guests are required to wear fancy dress clothes all other days
- Themed birdhouses throughout the parks
- SlowPass available for certain attractions.
- Kanye West for all fireworks shows
- There really should be more temporary Star Wars and Frozen attractions that never go away in the parks
- Narrate-Along ride throughs of Haunted Mansion for super fans at a Disney After Hours night
- EPCOT was only the beginning! The next big thing is renaming all Disney Parks to be acronyms. Magic Kingdom? Now its Myth And Gnomes In Control! M.A.G.I.C.
- You know how there are Disney versions of classic board games? That but with video games! Partner with Sega. Dash/Violet from the Incredibles rolling around a Super Monkey Ball course. Crazy Taxi in the world of Cars. Etc.
- Every ride in one day? Broke. Every bathroom in one day? Woke.
- #PostPoopSelfie
- Immersive theming to the point where bathrooms are banned because movie characters never go to the restroom
- Animal Kingdom is now clothing actual
- Hollywood Studios is not a working movie studio, but Magic Kingdom now is.
- Wasps
- Vaccinated kids are banned
- Un-vaccinated kids arr also banned
- No kids
- Single and Ready to Mingle Riders Line
- Extra fastpasses if you point out flaws in Forbidden Journey and Hagrid Motorbike Adventure
- Flood the parks to add more water features. Use boats to navigate.
- Farts. Haha. Farts are funny
- The return of VHS tapes as collectibles for Disney fans like albums on vinyl.
- Jury Duty type system, but for annual passholders to greenlight or deny new proposals. It is mandatory.
- Mandatory midday naps. You don't have to sleep, but all rides will be closed for 2 hours midday
- Weed
- Open Mic Night on the castle stage
- Close on Sundays just like Chick Fil A
- You can dance if you want to
- You can leave your friends behind
- Your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they ain't no friends of mine.
- A monthly tv special giving updates on the parks that are full of skits filmed in the parks, animated shorts about the parks, behind the scenes info, and more!