The best pranks on these boards come from TDO itself. They usually work as follows:
-Someone gets wind of a "major announcement" coming up on (insert date here).
-Speculation begins as to what this "major announcement" could possibly be.
-Speculation blows up to vast ideas such as the possibility of a new themed land, a major E-Ticket attraction, 5th gate...you name it.
-When the time of the announcement arrives....April Fools!...another meet & greet! (Or the announcement gets cancelled altogether. Whichever comes first).
But Eeyore's right. We don't need more mock news coming from us members here. Though I am a bit curious as to what you had cooked up. Care to share?