Old name/new name

Lucky

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
There's not much going on in the way of new attractions, but maybe Disney could generate some buzz and create the appearance of novelty by just re-naming some existing parks, attractions or restaurants. Sort of like they did in re-naming MGM, and the Disney Dining Experience.

Here are a few ideas. Feel free to add your own.

Old name: Coral Reef
New name: Eating Nemo

Old name: PrimeEvil Whirl
New name: Jurassic Barf

Old name: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
New name: The Great Possum-Smacking Ride

Old name: Downtown Disney
New name: The 5th Gate

Old name: World Showcase
New name: Countries in Wonderland

Old name: Canada
New name: northern U.S. territories
 

EPCOT Explorer

New Member
There's not much going on in the way of new attractions, but maybe Disney could generate some buzz and create the appearance of novelty by just re-naming some existing parks, attractions or restaurants. Sort of like they did in re-naming MGM, and the Disney Dining Experience.

Here are a few ideas. Feel free to add your own.

Old name: Coral Reef
New name: Eating Nemo

Old name: PrimeEvil Whirl
New name: Jurassic Barf

Old name: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
New name: The Great Possum-Smacking Ride

Old name: Downtown Disney
New name: The 5th Gate

Old name: World Showcase
New name: Countries in Wonderland

Old name: Canada
New name: northern U.S. territories
:ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

This is hysterical. :D

Letseee...

Old: IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth
New: WWIII.:lookaroun
 

Figment632

New Member
Old:SGE
New: What were we thinking

Old: Narnia
New: Can I have those 10 minutes back

Old: SSE
New: Space Ship No Desent

Old: EE
New: The search for the missing Yetti
 

petersenjp

Well-Known Member
Old: Soarin
New: Is that a bug on the screen

Old: 20k Leagues
New: Parking Lot

Old: Pleasure Island
New: Ghost Town alley

Old: Test Track
New: Probably Broken Today
 

Jasonflz

Well-Known Member
Old name: Sounds Dangerous
New Name: Drew Carrey say what?

Old name: Turkey Leg
New Name: indigestion on a stick

Old name: Jiyi with Figment
New name: why do we bother?
 

WishingOnAStar

New Member
Old name: American Idol Experience
New name: Five freakin' years too late!

Old name: Tomorrowland
New name: Refurb-land or The-land-we-skip-til-November
 

EpcotServo

Well-Known Member
Old: One Man's Dream
New: Selling Out One Man's Dream

Old: Japan Pavilion
New: The Better Than America Pavilion

Old: Journey Into Imagination with Figment
New: Journey Into Imagination on $5 a Day or Less

Old: Hall of Presidents
New: Hall of Pundits

Old: Mad Tea Party
New: Mad Tee Party sponsored by Hanes

Old: Pleasure Island
New: Regret Island

Old: Test Track
New: Bailout! The Ride ("It's Fast, It's a Blast, It's outta' Cash")

Old: Haunted Mansion
New: New Mansion with slight Water Damage

Old: Tom Sawyer's Island
New: Tom Sawyer's Island starring RUSH

Old: Wonders of Life
New: Wonders of Life tragically passed away this Afternoon

Old: Chester's and Hester's Dino-Rama
New: Place people unfairly blame of being bad just because they have nothing better to blame at Animal Kingdom

Old: Star Tours
New: Star Tours 2: That CGI junk again

Old: Discovery Island
New: The Island of Dr. Eisner

Old: Magic Kingdom
New: Magic* Kingdom
 

EPCOT Explorer

New Member
Old: One Man's Dream
New: Selling Out One Man's Dream

Old: Japan Pavilion
New: The Better Than America Pavilion

Old: Journey Into Imagination with Figment
New: Journey Into Imagination on $5 a Day or Less

Old: Hall of Presidents
New: Hall of Pundits

Old: Mad Tea Party
New: Mad Tee Party sponsored by Hanes

Old: Pleasure Island
New: Regret Island

Old: Test Track
New: Bailout! The Ride ("It's Fast, It's a Blast, It's outta' Cash")

Old: Haunted Mansion
New: New Mansion with slight Water Damage

Old: Tom Sawyer's Island
New: Tom Sawyer's Island starring RUSH

Old: Wonders of Life
New: Wonders of Life tragically passed away this Afternoon

Old: Chester's and Hester's Dino-Rama
New: Place people unfairly blame of being bad just because they have nothing better to blame at Animal Kingdom

Old: Star Tours
New: Star Tours 2: That CGI junk again

Old: Discovery Island
New: The Island of Dr. Eisner

Old: Magic Kingdom
New: Magic* Kingdom
:ROFLOL:

You won the thread.
 

Rinx

Well-Known Member
Old: Hall of Presidents
New: Afternoon Siesta

Old: The American Adventure
New: Time to Kill
(short for I've got nothing better to do)

Old: Stitches Supersonic Celebration
New: The Vomitron
(works for SGE as well because we are all sick of Stitch)
 

techiegsy

Member
Old: Pirates of the Carribean
New: Where's Jack Sparrow, oh wait, there he is, Lets look again!!

Old: The Enchanted Tiki Room: UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
New: The Enchanted Stitch Room: Because we need more...
OR: Disney, in association with USA against Drugs presents: Drugs and their effects, a wild show full of hallucinations.

Old: Pooh's Playful Spot
New: Mourners Corner

Old: Dinosaur
New: When Dinosaurs live in a broken world...

Old: The Sorcerers Hat
New: A Statue to the directors of America

Old: Tommorowland Indy Speedway
New: Tommrowland Speedw...
 

SODICK96

New Member
Epcot: England
Mary poppins land with irish and american beer

Mgm: Tower of terror
went down like a lead baloon

Mgm: Great movie ride
the great refurb ride

AKD: Kali river rapids
a short jungle cruise

Epcot: Soarin
A not so Soarin que

Mgm: Indiana jones stunt spectacular
Indana jones and the quest for air conditioning

Mgm: Backlot tour
Backlot bore
 

Register on WDWMAGIC. This sidebar will go away, and you'll see fewer ads.

Back
Top Bottom