Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

Nemo14

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Could be worse.... we're watching Cheers on Me-TV.
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Nemo14

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funny thing on the show - Frasier keeps trying to take Lilith to Maine to escape....
*cue the Twilight Zone music - oh wait, I think that's on next.
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rsoxguy

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You must have an interesting Photobucket account!


I just do "copy image location" for these things. Years from now the websites will be taken down, the image locations will be gone, and every joke on this thread will make even less sense. To those reading this in 2015, it was all funny once!

(I just gave you my first "like" ever because you had a hard day. See? It all works for your good.)
 

Nemo14

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I just do "copy image location" for these things. Years from now the websites will be taken down, the image locations will be gone, and every joke on this thread will make even less sense. To those reading this in 2015, it was all funny once!

(I just gave you my first "like" ever because you had a hard day. See? It all works for your good.)
why thank you - I am honored (and a bit afraid
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NYwdwfan

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I just do "copy image location" for these things. Years from now the websites will be taken down, the image locations will be gone, and every joke on this thread will make even less sense. To those reading this in 2015, it was all funny once!

It's even funnier with ointment in your eye. :look around:
 

Nemo14

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Morning conversation in the Nemo house this morning:

Me: Mom, I'll get the shower ready for you as soon as I finish paying these bills. Give me 5 minutes,OK?
Mom: No hurry dear - I'm not going anywhere special today am I? What day is today?
Me: No Mom, nothing special today - today is Thursday.
fast forward 5 minutes. Mom comes out of her room all dressed.
Me: Mom, I was just getting the shower ready for you.
Mom: Well I wasn't supposed to take a shower today was I? what day is today?
Me: Today is Thursday, and you haven't showered since Sunday.
Mom: No I think I showered last night.
Me: No, no you didn't.
Mom: Well do I stink?
Me: You haven't showered since Sunday.....
Mom: Well what day is today?
Me: T h u r s d a y.....
Mom: Well I think I showered last night.
Me: Nevermind....
Mom: what day is today?

I may have retired too soon....
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NYwdwfan

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Morning conversation in the Nemo house this morning:

Me: Mom, I'll get the shower ready for you as soon as I finish paying these bills. Give me 5 minutes,OK?
Mom: No hurry dear - I'm not going anywhere special today am I? What day is today?
Me: No Mom, nothing special today - today is Thursday.
fast forward 5 minutes. Mom comes out of her room all dressed.
Me: Mom, I was just getting the shower ready for you.
Mom: Well I wasn't supposed to take a shower today was I? what day is today?
Me: Today is Thursday, and you haven't showered since Sunday.
Mom: No I think I showered last night.
Me: No, no you didn't.
Mom: Well do I stink?
Me: You haven't showered since Sunday.....
Mom: Well what day is today?
Me: T h u r s d a y.....
Mom: Well I think I showered last night.
Me: Nevermind....
Mom: what day is today?

I may have retired too soon....
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Just keep laughing - it will keep you sane! :D
 

NYwdwfan

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OK...ok...this one may take the cake *shudder*:

Woman watched NASCAR with deceased man for over a year

By Nick Bromberg | From The Marbles – 11 hours ago
(Getty)

Many of us like watching races in the company of other NASCAR fans, but Linda Chase of Jackson, Mich., might have taken that just a bit too far.
For the past 10 years, she lived together with Charles Zigler. And when Zigler passed away, they continued to live and watch NASCAR together for approximately 18 months until authorities found Zigler's body on Friday.

We'll let the Jackson Citizen Patriot take it from here: Zigler, known as Charlie, died naturally, Linda Chase said. "He just fell asleep." She kept him in his chair after he died, keeping him dressed and cleaned. His body did not stink, she said. She would talk to him and watch NASCAR races on television with him.

Jackson officials believe that Zigler, who would have been 67 or 68, died around Christmas of 2010. That was 18 months ago. When Zigler's family members went to check on him after not hearing from him for a while, they went to the police, who found Zigler's body in his chair. Chase kept Zigler's body around for more than NASCAR races, however. She's admitted to cashing his social security checks, saying "I'm probably going to prison." She's currently being investigated. When family members, with whom Zigler did not have a close relationship, tried to contact him, Chase would tell them that he was gone. She told the paper that "It's not that I'm heartless. It's just that after so many bad things happen to you, I don't know."
"I didn't want to be alone. He was the only guy who was ever nice to me."

So, next time you have friends over for a race, check on them every once in a while. Yeah, they could be just taking a nap because it's Pocono, but you never know.
 

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