Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

Nemo14

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Strange shenanigans here last night.....
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NYwdwfan

Well-Known Member
Once again I am placed in the uncomfortable position of having to break-up an out of control round of shenanigans in order to alert the general public about the latest in Rabid Pioneer Girl Zombies. Can't I leave this place for a few hours without having the lunatic fringe take over?
For the sake of public safety, I present the latest evidence that this is not an artificial epidemic, where a random Marilyn Manson groupie took some bad acid and thought that he would snack on the nearest homeless guy. No, we're dealing with genuine cannibalistic zombieism. (That's not a real word, but bear with me, I'm on a tear)

I present to you the proof...

Tests in cannibalism case: Zombie-like attacker used pot, not 'bath salts'

By Michael Martinez, CNN
updated 9:24 PM EDT, Wed June 27, 2012
(CNN) -- The naked Florida man who chewed off the face of another man last month in a zombie-like cannibal attack used marijuana but not "bath salts" as police had suspected, authorities said Wednesday.
Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by a police officer after Eugene's 18-minute attack on a homeless man. His body didn't show "any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs," according to the Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner Department.
"The department has also sought the assistance of an outside forensic toxicology reference laboratory, which has confirmed the absence of 'bath salts,' synthetic marijuana and LSD," the statement said.
A video of last month's incident shows Eugene coming across 65-year-old Ronald Poppo on a sidewalk along Miami's MacArthur Causeway, stripping clothes off him and eventually chewing on his face. Police said Poppo lost 75% of his face in the attack.
Armando Aguilar, president of the Fraternal Order of Police, told CNN affiliate WPLG last month that he suspected Eugene was under the influence of "bath salts," a drug that contains synthetic stimulants that can "cause chest pains, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, agitation, hallucinations, extreme paranoia and delusions," according to the National Institute of Drug Abuse.
Eugene's mother said last month that her son was "a nice kid" who could have been subdued with a Taser rather than gunfire.

OK - first off - dude chews off another guys face and you're calling US lunatics??

Secondly - this story just gets worse and worse. Yeah lady, your son SOUNDS like a nice kid. Guy is EATING another human and she wants the police to take their time in subduing him. Unreal.
 

NYwdwfan

Well-Known Member
It was here that was so strange. I thnk you-know-who went off the deep end....,


but I have to be nice.

Ohhhh - still getting used to the new boards. I accidentally skipped a page when I was catching up on what I missed (it was apparently a very important page to the context of your post!!!)

Carry on.
 

njDizFan

Well-Known Member
Hold on what happened here...? did somebody(err Rsoxguy) post something inappropriate? Sometimes the face of the enemy can be alarming but we must stand strong...
 

Nemo14

Well-Known Member
No, it was actually quite funny, but perhaps a bit "over the line". Or maybe I was just so tired that it seemed funny... I don't know. It disappeared quite quickly though, or perhaps was devoured....
 

Nemo14

Well-Known Member
Remember the old boards used to let you see who posted (and how many times) in a thread? Anyone know how to see that?

I don't think we have that feature anymore. I suppose we'd be in serious trouble with the zombies if they could access that.
 

NYwdwfan

Well-Known Member
I don't think we have that feature anymore. I suppose we'd be in serious trouble with the zombies if they could access that.

If it CAN be done, I suppose rsoxguy will appear, as if out of nowhere, and present the stats. Or unkadug. You're certainly not going to get anything technologically savvy out of me!
 

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