I can't stay up much longer anyway or I'll turn into a ...a....a.....a I mean I'll fall asleep at the keyboard....yes, that's what I meant to say...honest....
Greetings. There comes a time when the shenanigans must give way to the realities of the Rabid Zombie Pioneer Girl Crisis. All of this talk about bread, birds, and baseball has made us weak! We are losing sight of the dangers that The Poor Ingalls Girls face every day as they attempt to do their chores around the Ponderosa (whoops, sorry, wrong show). Anyway, the latest headline should serve toward getting us back on track regarding the present crisis. The Poor Ingalls Girls must now watch after the family dog. How will Skippy, or Bowzer, or whatever the Ingalls' dog is named, ever get to sit on Little Laura's lap if he/she is half-eaten? What if they mistake his condition for mange and fail to provide the proper care for he/she as a result? It's time to put a halt to the shenanigans, call Joe Mannix for back-up, and get ready for the coming issues related to this...
Another "zombie-like" attack? Man eats family dog after police say he ingested synthetic drug K-2
WACO, Texas - Police in Waco arrested 22-year-old Michael Daniel Monday after they say he ate a dog.
- By: CNN Wire
Family members called police on June 14th, saying Daniel assaulted people at the home, chased a neighbor and started barking and growling.
What happened next is horrific.
Witnesses say Daniel grabbed the family dog, beat and strangled it...then started to eat it.
The dog died at the home.
Daniel is believed to have been on a bad trip from ingesting "K-2," a synthetic drug.
He was taken to the hospital and now faces a felony charge for animal cruelty.
Greetings. There comes a time when the shenanigans must give way to the realities of the Rabid Zombie Pioneer Girl Crisis. All of this talk about bread, birds, and baseball has made us weak! We are losing sight of the dangers that The Poor Ingalls Girls face every day as they attempt to do their chores around the Ponderosa (whoops, sorry, wrong show). Anyway, the latest headline should serve toward getting us back on track regarding the present crisis. The Poor Ingalls Girls must now watch after the family dog. How will Skippy, or Bowzer, or whatever the Ingalls' dog is named, ever get to sit on Little Laura's lap if he/she is half-eaten? What if they mistake his condition for mange and fail to provide the proper care for he/she as a result? It's time to put a halt to the shenanigans, call Joe Mannix for back-up, and get ready for the coming issues related to this...
Another "zombie-like" attack? Man eats family dog after police say he ingested synthetic drug K-2
WACO, Texas - Police in Waco arrested 22-year-old Michael Daniel Monday after they say he ate a dog.
- By: CNN Wire
Family members called police on June 14th, saying Daniel assaulted people at the home, chased a neighbor and started barking and growling.
What happened next is horrific.
Witnesses say Daniel grabbed the family dog, beat and strangled it...then started to eat it.
The dog died at the home.
Daniel is believed to have been on a bad trip from ingesting "K-2," a synthetic drug.
He was taken to the hospital and now faces a felony charge for animal cruelty.
I have to stop reading these threads before I go to sleep. I had a dream the zombies were attacking but I was just a few "like" points shy of what I needed to trade in for the Mickey Mouse zombie assault rifle so I was frantically posting witty responses to every thread to try to get the points I needed before it was too late...
And this, by the way, is brilliant!!![]()
This thread may be strange, but the world around us is getting stranger...
I have to stop reading these threads before I go to sleep. I had a dream the zombies were attacking but I was just a few "like" points shy of what I needed to trade in for the Mickey Mouse zombie assault rifle so I was frantically posting witty responses to every thread to try to get the points I needed before it was too late...
And this, by the way, is brilliant!!![]()
You know, I just realized how odd this dream is. Might you try some Tums before bedtime?
Tums keep the zombies away?
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