Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

[hcswingfield]

tea for two

 

[unkadug]

Take hot tea for two and throws it on everyone here.

 

[Ilovewishes]

I'll finish the song, shall I?

*Sings*

"That will bring us back to Doe!"

Breaks out the cold water hose to soothe everyone's burns from the scalding tea

 

[hcswingfield]

up your nose with a cold water hose!

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

Since when is this the sing-along thread?:shrug:

 

[unkadug]

Sing, sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Sing of good things, not bad
Sing of happy, not sad.

Sing, sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long
Don't worry that it's not good enough
for anyone else to hear
Just sing, sing a song.

Sing, sing a song
Let the world sing along
Sing of love there could be
Sing for you and for me.

Sing, sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long
Don't worry that it's not good enough
for anyone else to hear
Just sing, sing a song.

 

[Fun2BFree]

I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves...

 

[Ilovewishes]

The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn,
The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn,
The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn,
And the farner said won't do no harm

Next verse, same as the first
A little bit louder and a little bit worse

The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn...

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Buys a hamster, trains it, and exposes it to gamma radiation to create the badly-photoshopped HAMSTULK*

"He's alive!"

*Bids Hamstulk to murder the other patrons*

 

[unkadug]

*Buys a hamster, trains it, and exposes it to gamma radiation to create the badly-photoshopped HAMSTULK*

"He's alive!"

*Bids Hamstulk to murder the other patrons*

Wonder Hamster to the rescue

 

[unkadug]

There's no need to fear,
Under Hamster is here!

 

[Fun2BFree]

Who is promptly attacked by Giant-Hamster-Gerbil-Potato-Man... hell, I dunno.

 

[Fun2BFree]

It's Hollywood Hulk Hamster, brotha!

 

[unkadug]

Go ahead...make my day!

 

[Ilovewishes]

Okaaay!!! :lookaroun

You guys are freakin' me out!

But those hamsters are sooo cute!!!

*Goes all girly and renders all bad hamsters completely useless by cuddling and tickling them*

 

[Fun2BFree]

Okaaay!!! :lookaroun

You guys are freakin' me out!

But those hamsters are sooo cute!!!

*Goes all girly and renders all bad hamsters completely useless by cuddling and tickling them*

But all those hamsters have human anatomy!

*ZzzZZzzZaps Ilovewishes with the Awkward Ray*

 

[Ilovewishes]

But all those hamsters have human anatomy!

*ZzzZZzzZaps Ilovewishes with the Awkward Ray*

With the what ray???

Humans can be cuddled and tickled too, whether or not they have overly large hamster heads...:lookaroun

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Strikes an unorthodox kick in the face of Ilovewishes*

KAPOW!
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[Ilovewishes]

Turns her extremely dangerous, rabid hedgehogs on F2BF!!

Go get him boys!! Erm, boys??

:shrug:

 

[Ilovewishes]

Oh, there you are!!!