Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

[EPCOT Explorer]

So the bar is safe?

Good.


And sure here come the clowns now...

Yet another reason to be freaked out.

 

[unkadug]

So the bar is safe?

Good.


And sure here come the clowns now...

Yet another reason to be freaked out.

Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns.

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move.
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again with my usual flair,
Sure of my lines,
No one is there.

Don't you love farce?
My fault I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here.

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer,
Losing my timing this late
In my career?
And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
Well, maybe next year.

 

[Nicole220]

*chugs my windex*
*spots the clown in the bar*

ACK!! Clown!!!

*stabs the stupid thing with my cutlass*
*disposes of the body in the dumpster outside*
*walks back in*

Much better.

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Takes out her amazingly clean mop and bucket and has a quick tidy up in the bar, managing to poke all mucky pups in the ribs as she goes past*

"Sorry Dubbz, I can't do anything about the char marks. But I guess they add a bit of character"

*Spots Dumbo helping himself to the free peanuts*

"Hey! That's not what they're for!*

*Calls for reinforcements*

"Dumbo, meet Big Red (of AK fame!)

*Watches as Big Red tramples all patrons in the bar *

"Oops!!"

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

* buffs out scorch marks and Nicole220 with her own cutlass*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

"No new posts in 6 hours?!?"


*Kicks Ilovewishes"

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Exorcises Dubbz*

"The power of Christ compels you!"

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Instructs Big Red to trample Dubbz all over again*

"I like the bar when it's quiet!"

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*Exorcises Dubbz*

"The power of Christ compels you!"

I'm Jewish.

HAH!

 

[unkadug]

I'm Jewish.

HAH!

So? :shrug:

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Makes a hole in the space time continuum and pushes everyone out into the REAL WORLD*

*Points and laughs as they are all burnt to a crisp by the rays of reality*:drevil:

 

[Fun2BFree]

I'm Jewish.

HAH!

Demons sure as hell aren't Christian, but they're still exorcised.

*Puts on sunglasses to shield self from horrible reality*

*And sunblock. I don't want melanoma*

 

[ndiniz]

*Dexter from "Dexter's Laboratory" appears from nowhere*

Dexter (In his usual voice): What am I doing here?

lol! I can't wait to see what happens next!

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

Well fine,I guess I'm human again....Even though Christ really didn't compel me.


But now I can do this!


*throws grenade*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Secretly attaches super-glue onto grenade*

*Tosses grenade back*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

I just had my 2000th post so I'm immune until I post again.

*stays in Chit Chat forever*

And I saw the glue BTW...

 

[Fun2BFree]

I just had my 200th post so I'm immune until I post again.

*stays in Chit Chat forever*

And I saw the glue BTW...

200th?

*Catches Dubbz in his own fallacy and then uses lasereyes to melt him*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Mops up the melted Dubbz and wrings him out into her bucket of murky, smelly water from all of the bars so far*

*Turns and manages to "accidentally" hit F2BF on the back of the head with the mop handle*

"Oops!"

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Uses lasereyes to melt Ilovewishes*

*Looks around in horror at the loss of life and pours a strong bitter to drown my sorrows*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*walks in*

*looks at dead clone*

"Oh well,I have 2000 more."