Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

[ndiniz]

* Turns into Jim Carrey *

me: Alrighty then!: *Grabs a bat, and smashes Fun2BFree with it*

 

[Fun2BFree]

"ATTENTION: The free Windex offer has now expired... as soon as I beat death, what's left of me will give you your one drink per post since #662."

 

[nibblesandbits]

*Gets teleported into bar*

"Aaah!"

*Manages to explode Alien with several rounds of my trusty shotgun, but acid blood flies all over self*

"Help me! Where is that acid-resistant bee-keeping suit when you need it?" :lookaroun

*looks at bee keeper suit next to me*


No idea...:lookaroun

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Looks around at the other three remaining regular survivors and smiles. Pours four Windexes to salute the bar and the bars before it*

*Then smiles wickedly and produces a flame thrower and sets everyone on fire*

Mwahahaha!!! :drevil:

 

[ndiniz]

Oh yeah? *Turns into Frieza from DBZ, and freezes everyone and the entire place with an ice laser!*

 

[Fun2BFree]

Oh yeah? *Turns into Nerd from Nerd Show, and bores everyone and the entire place with an Nerd laser!*

Rephrased to intentionally tick you off. I mean, I've need someone to notice me before I melt away. :lol:

 

[k.hunter30]

*pops in to my old stomping grounds with my new friend, who I loving nicknamed Homie*
*sees old pal Fun2BFree*
Wow, where are my manners....? Fun2BFree, please meet my great friend Homie. I'm sure you guys will be BEST friends! I think he said his other friend will be joining him shortly!

*quickly leaves and locks Fun2BFree in the bar with Homie and searches for Marshie*
:drevil:

 

[Fun2BFree]

Actually, I think Homestaw is a pwetty cool guy. Marshie on the other hand...

"Those children next door won't know what hit 'em... when you fill them full of lead..." :zipit:

 

[k.hunter30]

*send Marshie in WITH his momma*

Toodles! :wave:

 

[ndiniz]

You're weird Fun2BFree!

*Hides from everyone*

 

[Fun2BFree]

Official proclamation:
I'd love it if this thread reached 1,000 posts. To do so, we need less drinking and more no-holds-barred fighting. Ready, set, GO!

*Stands in middle of bar armed with Page One Brand shotgun.*

"Bring it on!" :king:

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Looks around at the deserted bar and then back at Fun2BFree*

"looks like you frightened everyone away".

*Flinches as an asteroid crashes into the bar, squishing Fun2BFree. Shrugs and wipes down the bar with her extremely white space cloth*

 

[ndiniz]

*Grabs Ilovewishes and smashes her in the face with Beaker & Bunsen from the Muppet show*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Punches ndiniz right in the face, causing several teeth to fly out*

*Vaporises space cloth with ray gun*

 

[ndiniz]

Oh yeah? Well, believe it or not:

*Transforms into starscream from the transformers, and drops bombs into the bar, killing everyone*

 

[unkadug]

*walks in from vacation on earth*

What happened here, this place is a disaster ?!?

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*takes spam from obnoxious post thread and throws it at enemies*

 

[unkadug]

*takes spam from obnoxious post thread and throws it at enemies*

Makes a fried Spam sandwich. :slurp:

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*steels sandwich*

*runs*

 

[ndiniz]

*Grabs sandwich from EPCOT Explorer, runs, eats sandwich, grabs a tall glass of milk, and beats up Epcot Explorer*