I woke up today, grabbed the morning newspaper, went to the sports section, and then fell to my knees screaming...
Heather Mitts suffers a broken leg
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It can't be... I won't believe it, I can't! AHHHH! I actually have tickets to go see her game this Saturday... why? Why? WHY?!?! I have the worst luck ever! My poor Heather...
If anyone wants me, I'll be over on my rock, weeping.

Heather Mitts suffers a broken leg
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It can't be... I won't believe it, I can't! AHHHH! I actually have tickets to go see her game this Saturday... why? Why? WHY?!?! I have the worst luck ever! My poor Heather...

If anyone wants me, I'll be over on my rock, weeping.




