MarkTwain
Well-Known Member
How does stuff like this pass for "entertainment" in a Disney theme park? It's almost embarrassing.
It's called Hollywood Studios, there should be some kind of entertainment, right? Go to Disney's El Capitan Theater in the real Hollywood and see how Disney opens the movies there. They have a live organist playing Disney songs on an organ that sinks into the stage, followed by a spectacular light and curtain show. For just a movie that runs several times a day. And that's just when they don't have dancers, characters, or (for the DisneyNature screenings) animal experts with live animals onstage.
As for Fantasmic... Have some 1940s-style dancers (like at old-fashioned movie premieres). Have a jazz band. Literally just have the Citizens of Hollywood go up and do skits or standup. Anything would be better than this.
It's called Hollywood Studios, there should be some kind of entertainment, right? Go to Disney's El Capitan Theater in the real Hollywood and see how Disney opens the movies there. They have a live organist playing Disney songs on an organ that sinks into the stage, followed by a spectacular light and curtain show. For just a movie that runs several times a day. And that's just when they don't have dancers, characters, or (for the DisneyNature screenings) animal experts with live animals onstage.
As for Fantasmic... Have some 1940s-style dancers (like at old-fashioned movie premieres). Have a jazz band. Literally just have the Citizens of Hollywood go up and do skits or standup. Anything would be better than this.