After experiencing a Disney Cruise and the Disneyland hotel, I can't make excuses for the state much of the WDW resorts seem to be falling into. But, things happen, and if your dirty room slipped through the cracks, Here's how I think your story should have gone once you brought it to the CMs attention...
"Hi, my name is Bob and I hope you are having a magical day! How may I help you?
"I'm not, I'm sorry. My room is filthy, and we just checked in!"
"I am so sorry about that, ma'am. Can you give me a little more detail so I can make sure this is corrected for you?"
"Yes, there are grime and fingerprints everywhere, and there's even a dead spider in an old web under the counter!"
"Oh, my! Again, I apologize! We allow 5 foot mice in our hotels, but not spiders! (With a big grin) I will certainly take care of this for you. Can you wait for a moment please?"
(Asks another CM to cover the front desk).
"Ok, I got my spot covered. Do you mind if we walk up to your room together so I can see exactly what you are talking about? I want to make sure this is addressed, because this is certainly not the experience we want you to have!"
(Walks up to room, and asks the guest to show exactly what she thinks is wrong. Even if the CM disagrees, or thinks she's being nitpicky, he never says that outloud. Instead, makes mental notes of the things the Guest points out because these are the things this guest is going to check later for)
"Thank you for showing me, and I agree, this is unacceptable. Let me get the head of Mousekeeping in here so we can get these items corrected for you, and be sure this is addressed with our Mousekeepers so this never happens again! Are you and your family planning on going to a Park tonight? You are? Great! When do you plan to return? 10p? Fantastic. I promise, when you get back, these issues will be resolved! Again, my name is Bob, and once more I apologize for this. I will make sure you are taken care if. Now, go have a magical time at the parks and don't worry about this any longer!"
(After the family leaves, Bob contacts a head Mousekeeper and asks them to join him in the room. He shows the specific issues mentioned, and shares that he would like them to contact him when it's been corrected, and that it must be done before 9p (note, not 10p...why? Because Bob is going to check at 9p, and if it isn't done properly, he still has time to correct the issue before the family is slated to return)
Mousekeeping calls Bob at 8:30 to report the room issues have been addressed. Bob covers the front desk again and checks the room. On his way, he hikes over to the gift shop at Contemporary and snags two small die cast monorail trains (Bob noted the family had two kids) and two small Mickey plush dolls (chef Mickey if they have them).
He then swings by The Atrium club level and snags two plates of the goodies they put out for club level members.
He goes back to the room and finds that Mousekeeping did a pretty good job! They did, however, forget to clean under the TV. So, he swings down the hall and snags a wash towel and some pledge. He also picks up a few large bath towels. He goes back to the room and cleans this up.
The room to his satisfaction, Bob folds the towels into towel animals (something Disney should train any hotel Staff how to do) and places one on each bed.
He arranges the goodies and toys on the table in an attractive way, and then leaves a handwritten note folded there.
It reads:
"Dear ???? Family,
I hope you will accept these items as tokens of my apology. I am truly sorry that your room was in the condition you found it. We at Disney want to provide families, like yours, the best and most magical experiences in the World. I hope this situation has not tainted your vacation or your opinion of our resort experience.
If there is anything else you require, please do not hesitate to contact the Front Desk. We will be sure to resolve your issue to the best of our abilities.
I hope you and your family are having a magical trip, and I wish you all the best!
Sincerely,
Bob"
Now, just imagine if THAT had happened, what this thread would have been about?