Phineas
Well-Known Member
We were at HS in July, at opening-and they were herding us like cattle to the right towards One Man's Dream. We weren't moving, and there were those stairs to the left. There was no cast member telling us we HAD to stay to the right, and I thought it was silly not to use all available pathways, so I went up the stairs, looking to get to the back of the park and work my way to the front (And yes, maybe not waiting 2 hours for the then brand-new TSMM)
Anyway, I get to the top of the stairs, and am greeted by this cast member, who looked like she was playing a soccer mom in an SNL skit-huge glasses and all. She starts to scream at me, "SIR. You can NOT be up here, you need to go back down, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO AND IT WON'T WORK." I nodded, turned around and muttered under my breath "God____ it." She heard me. "SIR, THIS IS A FAMILY PARK, AND I WILL EJECT YOU FOR THAT LANGUAGE." I just said, "Wow, okay-" kind of shocked, and went back down the stairs. People had heard the lecture I had endured, and were laughing. I said "Well, I tried, I guess...", because really, what does one say to that? But yes, rather embarrassing.
Edit: speaking of family atmospheres, this board edited out the most interesting part of the cast member's ensemble: It's like a purse/backpack/wallet hybrid that one wears around their waist. It starts with an F, and is apparently too R-Rated for these parts.
Anyway, I get to the top of the stairs, and am greeted by this cast member, who looked like she was playing a soccer mom in an SNL skit-huge glasses and all. She starts to scream at me, "SIR. You can NOT be up here, you need to go back down, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO AND IT WON'T WORK." I nodded, turned around and muttered under my breath "God____ it." She heard me. "SIR, THIS IS A FAMILY PARK, AND I WILL EJECT YOU FOR THAT LANGUAGE." I just said, "Wow, okay-" kind of shocked, and went back down the stairs. People had heard the lecture I had endured, and were laughing. I said "Well, I tried, I guess...", because really, what does one say to that? But yes, rather embarrassing.
Edit: speaking of family atmospheres, this board edited out the most interesting part of the cast member's ensemble: It's like a purse/backpack/wallet hybrid that one wears around their waist. It starts with an F, and is apparently too R-Rated for these parts.