(More?)Disney Guidebooks that don't actually exist

[FrumiousBoojum]

Today's best seller list:

• WDW for the Egotistical: It's true! Your head would have a very tight squeeze in the Living Seas' aquarium!
• WDW With Chickens: How To Get the Most For Your Cluck
• How to Recognize the Castle From the End of Main Street
• The Universal Guide to WDW: Where to find Shamu at Disney-MGM, Beetlejuice at Animal Kingdom, and Indiana Jones at Disney's Islands of Adventure
• WDW For Those That Really Hate WDW: Pan-Galactice Gargle Blasters and other recipes to knock you out for at least 7 days
• WDW In Denial: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Horizons, and other current attractions
• How to Deal With Your Tropical Diseases: A Guide to the New, Improved Jungle Cruise
• Yoder's Guide to WDW: Buggies on Main Street, How to Convince Yourself that WDW Generates it's Own Power with Bicycles, and other ways for a week of Amish fun
• Surviving a Nuclear Holocaust at WDW: A Guide to Utilidors and Secret Rations
• Trouble in the Kingdom: How to get banned from the parks in 90 seconds or less

 

[LeeSeeBabe]

To all of those discussing small children

My first trip to Disney was in 1986 (I WAS ONE!). Obviously I don't remember anything. BUT, I have the pictures to look back on and I am so happy to have them. I can say, "Disney has been apart of me my entire life!"!! Disney is for everyone! That is the beauty of it, how people raise their children is a different story (Not that I can speak from experience..I'm only twenty!)

The point I am making is, If my parents didn't take me when I was so young, I wouldn't be able to look back on the Picture of me and Eeyore (my favorite Pooh character) and say "I knew there was something I liked about him!"

So I know when I have kids someday, Disney will be our first and every (hopefully) vacation!!

 

[MayKit]

Come on-- I just basically apologized above, I see the error of my statement, can we pleeease end the this whole thing!

 

[MickeyTigg]

WDW with Attention Deficit Dis.... OOOH! SHINY!

If you have a child with ADHD or Aspergers Syndrome...this isn't too funny.



Alot of these are amusing....but let's be careful not to offend people in the process.

 

[LeeSeeBabe]

I'm Sorry!

I'm sorry Maykit! I had responded in what I had read yesterday, Hadn't read that. I wasn't pointing fingers, just using the chance that this topic was being discuss to say something!! :hammer:I apologize, just wanted to brag a little ...
Apparently, I am half asleep reading posts.:snore:

 

[MayKit]

It wasn't a response to you....

it was more a response to, well, the number of other responses on that topic, please don't take it personally!

 

[MickeyTigg]

it was more a response to the number of other responses on that topic, please don't take it personally! :kiss:

In other words, the point has been made...let's move on.

I think that is appropriate.

 

[shoppingnut]

Too bad most families don't have much sense. There is a thing too young for WDW. This August in MK when it was 95 degrees, the family with the 4yr was there with their new infant which looked all of 2 months old. This poor kid was sweating, sunburned and hysterical crying, so who would like to tell me that this kid was having a good time and will remember this trip. This poor kid was suffering just because they decided to take the 4yr old. They should have waited until the baby was older and too bad the other child could wait too.

How to Step on the most people on a Parade Route.

 

[MickeyTigg]

Too bad most families don't have much sense. There is a thing too young for WDW. This August in MK when it was 95 degrees, the family with the 4yr was there with their new infant which looked all of 2 months old. This poor kid was sweating, sunburned and hysterical crying, so who would like to tell me that this kid was having a good time and will remember this trip. This poor kid was suffering just because they decided to take the 4yr old. They should have waited until the baby was older and too bad the other child could wait too.

This happens with all people. The same could be said about bringing the elderly to WDW. There are stupid people all over and they bring older kids too. Just because you bring younger kids doesn't insure you have no common sense.

As MayKit has stated....let's get off the "bringing little kids to WDW tagent" and get back on topic.

 

[Huck]

Come on-- I just basically apologized above, I see the error of my statement, can we pleeease end the this whole thing!

Burn 'em at the stake!
Tar and Feathers!
Bamboo under the fingernails!
Maykit must be stopped! (or worse, make her go to WDW with a bunch of toddlers! {insert evil laugh}):fork:

 

[Laura]

This happens with all people. The same could be said about bringing the elderly to WDW. There are stupid people all over and they bring older kids too. Just because you bring younger kids doesn't insure you have no common sense.

As MayKit has stated....let's get off the "bringing little kids to WDW tagent" and get back on topic.

Sorry I gotta stay on the tangent and address that above comment. :lol:

People are always horribly judgemental about kids they see crying and having meltdowns in WDW. Let's say a family goes to Disney for a week with a couple toddlers. Do you honestly think that the toddlers are going to make it through the ENTIRE week without a single meltdown? Just because you see a kid having a meltdown doesn't mean their parents shouldnt have brought them and they are having a horrible time at Disney. My kids have about 8-10 meltdowns a day just sitting at home! At Disney they probably have 1-2 meltdowns a day, and Im sure anyone who witnesses them would think I was a horrible mother for forcing my children to go to WDW. But the truth is, they love WDW and tantrums and crying are to be expected from young ones no matter where you are (home, in the car, at Walmart, etc). Just because you see a kid crying dont be so quick to pass judgements. Its very possible that kid has been happy and smiling for 99% of the trip and you just happened to catch a bad moment.

 

[FrumiousBoojum]

As MayKit has stated....let's get off the "bringing little kids to WDW tagent" and get back on topic.

Is this a bad time to mention Off With Her Head!: Creating Controversy with Your Toddler at WDW book?

 

[LeeSeeBabe]

How about....

You Can Still Have Fun At Disney, Even If You Have Less Than a Year Until you are Twenty-one I can write this one :lol:

 

[MayKit]

Lol!

Burn 'em at the stake!
Tar and Feathers!
Bamboo under the fingernails!
Maykit must be stopped! (or worse, make her go to WDW with a bunch of toddlers! {insert evil laugh}):fork:

LOLLOL! Isn't going with ONE two year old punishment enough? (actually, she would probably be fine there) and her big sister is seven, as I've mentioned before.
P.S. if Svetlana(2 yr old) does have a tantrum while she's there, it will likely be in Russian*, so most won't know WHAT the _____ she's whining about!"

*my sister in law speaks to her in Russian most of the time

 

[FrumiousBoojum]

One based on reality: Stealing WDW: How to earn free trips by cheating the Make-a-Wish system

My aunts neighbor did this all the time... went whining to several make-a-wish-like charities about how bad her daughter is. Got a lot of charities to send them to WDW on a regular basis. Her condition was never as bad as advertised. In fact, she is now named Jason and living as a whole new person. (Born hermaphrodite, made female as a baby, male at about high school.)

 

[PixyDust]

Dining in Disney
Number of ADRs available for each 5 minute interval
Number of tables and chairs in each restaurant
Table turnover time
Beating the system - how to crack the computer code and make CRT ADRs for you and all your friends
Selling said CRT ADRs - or - financing your next WDW vacation on the Mouse

 

[MayKit]

Oliver and Bill.....

"WDW for Conspiracy Theorists: How Lincoln attempted another Kenedy assasination in the Hall of Presidents....."
LOL! I hope Oliver Stone doesn't see that.*
I've read that Disney CM's have put condoms in the pockets of the Bill Clinton HOP figure-- has anyone else heard this?

*he's making a movie about 9/11 now, so I heard.