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(More?)Disney Guidebooks that don't actually exist

DisneyMarg

Member
How about a guidebook for Marching Band competitions: "1001 Happy Grams that Don't Say Git Er Done".

I know it's off topic, but just had to get that off my chest.
 

Huck

Active Member
quote maykit<maykit> "Hey, I don't mean there should be a law against it-- only that some babies and toddlers don't get much out of WDW. One of the guidebook authors even claims that many kids don't really appreciate WDW until they are 7 or 8!"

No offense intended, or taken... just saw an opportunity to rant.
To quote Rex, "I'm going for ferocious, but I think I'm just coming off as annoying."

BTW, I think this is a great topic. I like threads that show how other members think.
</maykit>
 

AshAlytwins

New Member
How about a quide book titled "How to sell whatever you can find on Ebay so that your 13-year old twin girls can once again have the time of their lives at WDW!"?:p :p
 

MickeyTigg

New Member
MayKit said:
Hey, I don't mean there should be a law against it-- only that some babies and toddlers don't get much out of WDW. One of the guidebook authors even claims that many kids don't really appreciate WDW until they are 7 or 8!

But see....we see it as a "family event"...we as a family get a lot out of it....just at a slower pace.

Not until 7 or 8? That's insane!

IMHO of course...

One other thing...no offense taken...it's just a sore point...it's really up to each family....
 

Etenpenny

Member
I have no problem with young kids are around just as long as the parents are halfway respectful...
I cant stand when a child is screaming throughout a show (etc.) and the parent refuses to walk out and take care of their own child just because they want to see the show

arg.... now thats my small chance to rant

you all are right its not the kids.... the parents usually are acting worse then them anyway
 

MayKit

New Member
Original Poster
Not until 10 and 13

(Not until 7 or 8? That's insane!)

Try "not until 10 and 13!" My parents couldn't afford Disney when I was pre-pubescent.
 

CAPTAIN HOOK

Well-Known Member
Fantasmic - an idiots guide

Chapters include :-
(1) How to push to the front of the line by insisting that you have family up at the front.
(2) How to save an entire seating section for your family and friends who have no intention of arriving until 5 minutes before the show starts.
(3) How to ruin the video of a fellow guest by talking during the quiet moments and standing up, as and when it suits you and particularly at the key moments.
(4) How to leave the seating area last and yet reach the exit first - tips include forceful use of a strollers front wheels
 

Laura

22
Premium Member
4. WDW For People Who Insist On Bringing Kids To WDW That Are Too Young. (those who do not have siblings, cousins, etc. that are an ok age for WDW) Yes, there is such a thing as being "too young" for WDW-- I personally know that I wouldn't have cared for for it much as a 3-year old, and the people I know who did go that young can't remember a thing about it!

Wow I can't believe you went there. I ought to save my response to this statement in a notepad file because it comes up so frickin much.

The whole reason Disney was created was so that families with members of ALL ages could go and enjoy a vacation together. I've vacationed in a lot of places, and there is no better place on Earth to vacation with an under 3 year old than WDW. By this upcoming January my 2 year old daughter will have been on 5 WDW vacations. She knows who almost every character in Disney is, some of the attractions she's so excited and happy it actually makes me cry to see her - I was wiping off my tears watching her face when Jo-Jo appeared in the "Playhouse Disney" show. She runs around my house singing "yo ho yo ho" and “you can fly you can fly”.

I also have a 4 year old boy - and his 6th trip to WDW will be in January. He's been an absolute disney fanatic since the age of 2. At least once a day he asks "can we go to Disneyworld tomorrow?" He remembers every detail of every ride, he loves the parades and has a blast waving at all the floats going by, he begs to ride the "ghost ride" over and over again. While we're at home I always catch him singing "yo ho" or "there's a great big beautiful tomorrow". My 4 year old knows more about Walt Disney World than most adults.

Just because you “personally know that you wouldn’t have cared for it as a 3 year old” doesn’t mean that other people’s 3 year olds don’t care for it either. My kids have loved going to Disney since they were under 2 years old! If you remember how you “personally” felt when you were a 3 year old, then that’s pretty amazing.

I am always just plain annoyed with people like you who believe that all children ages 3 and under should remain locked in their houses with no entertainment or stimulation because they are "too young to have fun because they wont' remember it". I think the mentality that only children ages 4 and up should be able to vacation with their family is ridiculous. It is awesome to see the amazement on a 1 or 2 year old's face when they see all the neat stuff at Disney, and to deprive them of that just because "they won't remember it" just seems dumb. Whether they remember the details or not, it's those early childhood experiences that shape their little minds and imaginations.

Ususally people who make statements like that have no kids themselves and really don't have a clue what they are talking about anyway.

PS - I don't remember a thing about elementary school. Maybe my parents shouldn't have let me go to elementary school because now I don't remember it 20 years later.

/end rant
 

FrumiousBoojum

New Member
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MayKit

New Member
Original Poster
WDW with EXTREMELY young children....

My mom was 4 months pregnant with me when it first opened. I'm guessing that most would say that that WOULD have been too young for me to have much Disney fun--lol. :animwink:
Also-- I didn't mean to upset people with young children at all. Maybe I just don't know what it's like to travel as a young child, because my family never took vacations like that until I was 13. (when I went to WDW and had my first plane ride) It will be interesting if we take my 2 year old niece to the parks with us to see what she likes and doesn't.
 

Huck

Active Member
"1.21 gigawatts! Maybe in 1985 everyone is running around with plutonium in their pockets..."

Wrong themepark, though! :p

and "eating Nemo"? Just sick... don't make me go there!
Friggin hysterical though!
 

Huck

Active Member
Quote Maykit "My mom was 4 months pregnant with me when it first opened. I'm guessing that most would say that that WOULD have been too young for me to have much Disney fun--lol.
Also-- I didn't mean to upset people with young children at all. Maybe I just don't know what it's like to travel with young children, or as one, because my family never took vacations like that until I was 13. (when I went to WDW and had my first plane ride) It will be interesting if we take my 2 year old niece to the parks with us to see what she likes and doesn't."

Same boat, my first plane ride was at 15, also to Disney for the first time. But let me tell you, as cool as going on your first flight is, it can't even hold a candle to watching your 2 year old, slack-jawed watching "wishes" and at the finale pointing and shouting "CASTLE!!!" because that's the only word he can come up with at the moment to express his excitement. Nothing like it, man.
 

JEDIsney

Member
Laura22 said:
Wow I can't believe you went there. I ought to save my response to this statement in a notepad file because it comes up so frickin much.

The whole reason Disney was created was so that families with members of ALL ages could go and enjoy a vacation together. I've vacationed in a lot of places, and there is no better place on Earth to vacation with an under 3 year old than WDW. By this upcoming January my 2 year old daughter will have been on 5 WDW vacations. She knows who almost every character in Disney is, some of the attractions she's so excited and happy it actually makes me cry to see her - I was wiping off my tears watching her face when Jo-Jo appeared in the "Playhouse Disney" show. She runs around my house singing "yo ho yo ho" and “you can fly you can fly”.

I also have a 4 year old boy - and his 6th trip to WDW will be in January. He's been an absolute disney fanatic since the age of 2. At least once a day he asks "can we go to Disneyworld tomorrow?" He remembers every detail of every ride, he loves the parades and has a blast waving at all the floats going by, he begs to ride the "ghost ride" over and over again. While we're at home I always catch him singing "yo ho" or "there's a great big beautiful tomorrow". My 4 year old knows more about Walt Disney World than most adults.

Just because you “personally know that you wouldn’t have cared for it as a 3 year old” doesn’t mean that other people’s 3 year olds don’t care for it either. My kids have loved going to Disney since they were under 2 years old! If you remember how you “personally” felt when you were a 3 year old, then that’s pretty amazing.

I am always just plain annoyed with people like you who believe that all children ages 3 and under should remain locked in their houses with no entertainment or stimulation because they are "too young to have fun because they wont' remember it". I think the mentality that only children ages 4 and up should be able to vacation with their family is ridiculous. It is awesome to see the amazement on a 1 or 2 year old's face when they see all the neat stuff at Disney, and to deprive them of that just because "they won't remember it" just seems dumb. Whether they remember the details or not, it's those early childhood experiences that shape their little minds and imaginations.

Ususally people who make statements like that have no kids themselves and really don't have a clue what they are talking about anyway.

PS - I don't remember a thing about elementary school. Maybe my parents shouldn't have let me go to elementary school because now I don't remember it 20 years later.

/end rant

:) Perfectly said. Thank you very much. I really didn't feel like typing anything, which I was about too until I saw your post, becase my hands hurt from writing so much today. But honestly, you said everything that needed to be said. Thank you. :sohappy:
 

Dragonrider1227

Well-Known Member
FrumiousBoojum said:
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Eat nemo? EEWW. He's a clown fish. They're covered in mucas. :hammer:
 

GoofyMom2

New Member
AshAlytwins said:
How about a quide book titled "How to sell whatever you can find on Ebay so that your 13-year old twin girls can once again have the time of their lives at WDW!"?:p :p


LOL I'd buy that one! :lol:

Mine would be titled "Saving for the World; Giving up your kitchen sink and everything else to go to WDW.".

See, I don't want to save the world, just save for the World! :p

How about "Eating at WDW, Enjoyment Vs Poverty".
 

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