Monorail Expansion Discussion

[Hakunamatata]

See, that is the right "outside of the box" (of sanity) kind of thinking that is needed here!
Maybe we should look to see if we can harness the kinetic energy that is caught when a person wearing a MagicBand swings their arms when they walk. I've gotta think that enough folks wearing a MagicBand, swinging their arms when they walk, creates a lot of kinetic energy with the centrifugal force of their arms in motion. If we can somehow wirelessly harness that energy and beam it to some central power stations, and then pipe that over to the monorail system, we could run a fleet of new monorails on this amazing power source, at little cost to Disney (outside of the massive R&D effort, infrastructure upgrades, technology invention and investment, etc)...

Plus Kinetic energy is renewable. Wait. Wouldn't all that arm swinging be dangerous?

 

[Master Yoda]

Plus Kinetic energy is renewable. Wait. Wouldn't all that arm swinging be dangerous?

There are ways to make it safe.

 

[sshindel]

Plus Kinetic energy is renewable. Wait. Wouldn't all that arm swinging be dangerous?

Well, maybe, but I guess to make an omelet you might have to break a few eggs. Since children will be in the most danger from all this arm-swinging, being more arm-height, I think we'll just need to ban children from the parks unless they are wearing full helmet/shoulderpad outfits. Of course, Disney can then just sell the MagicHelmet+ and ImaginePads++ in the shops and resorts, equipped with ears, RFID, GPS, lowjack, all which are powered by the saline-rich liquid that is the combination of children's sweat and tears.

 

[Hakunamatata]

Well, maybe, but I guess to make an omelet you might have to break a few eggs. Since children will be in the most danger from all this arm-swinging, being more arm-height, I think we'll just need to ban children from the parks unless they are wearing full helmet/shoulderpad outfits. Of course, Disney can then just sell the MagicHelmet+ and ImaginePads++ in the shops and resorts, equipped with ears, RFID, GPS, lowjack, all which are powered by the saline-rich liquid that is the combination of children's sweat and tears.

Genius.