Okay, so I honestly am all cool with premium events.
But a premium on top of a premium... what the actual heck...
It reminds me of the Frassier episode where Niles and Frassier join a health spa.
They keep wanting access to the "more exclusive" area, and eventually get to what they believe is the most exclusive part of the club.
Then they see one more door and must find a way into it.
Donned in just their robes, complete with cucumber facials obscuring their vision, they make their way thru the final door...
And find themselves locked in an alley behind the spa next to the dumpsters.
This. This is what I think about an exclusive dessert party at a premium event noted for serving: free desserts.
Garbage.