TheScreed
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One upon a time the citizens of a small town were awakened in the night by a band of murderous thieves. The bandits tortured the mayor, kidnapped and raped all the women (at an auction no less), stole everything they could carry, and then burned the rest to the ground. They were all outrageously drunk and would not stop singing the whole time. Also, Jack Sparrow. The End.It seems like people want a 10 minute ride to tell a story equivalent to the detail in "War and Peace".