I hope that was a joke otherwise that's rather offensive.
It's not hard to just say "One nation" <pause> "indivisible, with liberty and justice for all" Oddly that's like it was originally written before those fearing Communism added the "under God" Check the history. My parents both learned "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all' and then were told to change it as they got older.
Many do not, and not sure why you cannot admit that maybe the ones you picked were off and cut off too many years. Seems silly to argue when someone can factually say that their formative years were done before the millennium took place.