Magic Dorks

[Connor002]

My English teacher just sent us all an email telling us to pray for a day off.
EVEN THE FACULTY doesn't want school tomorrow.

 

[Uponastar]

TRY HARDER.

I'm TRYING.
It is looking very promising, no?

 

[Connor002]

I'm TRYING.
It is looking very promising, no?

We only need 1/2 and inch and they'd give us off.

 

[Uponastar]

My English teacher just sent us all an email telling us to pray for a day off.
EVEN THE FACULTY doesn't want school tomorrow.

Channel 6 has already started listing closings.

 

[WaltzingMatilda]

TRY HARDER.

I thought I taught you better than that...

I will take it on a case by case basis...

Down girl. :lookaroun

When I say, yum, I mean it in the strictly aesthetic sense of the word.:lookaroun

 

[BiggerTigger]

I'm TRYING.
It is looking very promising, no?

Here, try this:
Teacher’s Prayer for Snow

One night as I lay almost sleeping, I heard a voice, softly peeping.

I saw my wife devoutly praying. This is the prayer I heard her saying:



Oh, Lord, let it snow.

Let it drift and let it blow.

In the morning, no real fuss,

Just enough to stop the bus.

Enough to make the County say:

“There will be no school today.”

Let the radio report: “Snow’s deep!”

And I’ll roll over for more sleep.



Then later on, say maybe ten

I’ll turn on the radio again.

Just in time to hear them say:

“It’s strange: the snow has gone away!”



And then I’ll know, You made it stop,

So I can go to the mall and shop

Please, Lord, just hear my teacher’s plea,

And make it snow for the kids and me!

Amen.



By John Hillen



(For my wife, a very dedicated teacher, until they forecast a 30% chance of snow.)

 

[WaltzingMatilda]

Channel 6 has already started listing closings.

:sohappy:

I love when they make the pre-emptive call.

 

[joanna71985]

Channel 6 has already started listing closings.

I don't want snow!

 

[WaltzingMatilda]

Here, try this:
Teacher’s Prayer for Snow

One night as I lay almost sleeping, I heard a voice, softly peeping.

I saw my wife devoutly praying. This is the prayer I heard her saying:



Oh, Lord, let it snow.

Let it drift and let it blow.

In the morning, no real fuss,

Just enough to stop the bus.

Enough to make the County say:

“There will be no school today.”

Let the radio report: “Snow’s deep!”

And I’ll roll over for more sleep.



Then later on, say maybe ten

I’ll turn on the radio again.

Just in time to hear them say:

“It’s strange: the snow has gone away!”



And then I’ll know, You made it stop,

So I can go to the mall and shop

Please, Lord, just hear my teacher’s plea,

And make it snow for the kids and me!

Amen.



By John Hillen



(For my wife, a very dedicated teacher, until they forecast a 30% chance of snow.)

Too cute!

 

[Uponastar]

I don't want snow!

Would you rather have an unhappy Connor?
Think about that for a minute. :lookaroun

 

[joanna71985]

Would you rather have an unhappy Connor?
Think about that for a minute. :lookaroun

Um.....yes.:lookaroun

 

[DisneyBunny]

hello all... just stopping in to give Rick some hugs for DD.. Poor kiddo. I hope it's nothing serious!

 

[BiggerTigger]

Um.....yes.:lookaroun

***Runs for cover

 

[Connor002]

His name is Taylor Kitsch. I never heard of him either...apparently he's on the series "Friday Night Lights".

I hope he can do a Cajun accent! But even if he can't...whatever.

Yum. :slurp:

P.S. - you should Google image him.

Now that's just not fair.
Normal guys should stage a revolt.

Down girl. :lookaroun

Why isn't Amy wearing pants, Dot?

Channel 6 has already started listing closings.

Are we up yet?

Would you rather have an unhappy Connor?
Think about that for a minute. :lookaroun

Think QUICKLY.
*death stare*

 

[Uponastar]

Um.....yes.:lookaroun

You're a brave one.

hello all... just stopping in to give Rick some hugs for DD.. Poor kiddo. I hope it's nothing serious!

Hi Bun.

 

[joanna71985]

You're a brave one.

I try.

 

[BiggerTigger]

Say Jo, so you got your letter, what are you doing this year?

 

[DisneyBunny]

You're a brave one.



Hi Bun.

Hello Dot. Big day here for us.

 

[Uponastar]

Why isn't Amy wearing pants, Dot?

Google Image...She's a goner.

Are we up yet?

Not yet.
So far the list is very short.

 

[joanna71985]

Say Jo, so you got your letter, what are you doing this year?

Going back to work at Disney this summer! In QSFB!!:sohappy::sohappy: