Liberty Mountain

[George]

Main Street Mountain:

A giant mountain looms behind the Goofy Candy Emporium. It looms and looms and looms. Gigantic.

Enter Candy Mountain:

Bats and the like swirl around your head whilst a baseball game is going on. A gigantic volcano suddenly erupts and your ride vehicle takes off. Suddenly, you're transported through a magic portal to the Main Street Chamber of Commerce Package Pick up where a post apocalyptic zombie (@hakunamatata) asks you for directions. Then, candy rains from the ceiling and Goofy declares that you are now on the lost island of Atlantis.

This is Atlantis:

Now the merpeople let you know their true feelings about the loss of Ariel as they begin to exquisitely torture you. The very real pain (this will be a one of kind ride experience) is accompanied by the taste of sweet, sweet candy that Goofy entrusted you with earlier. Finally, Ariel and the Main Street marching band show up to save the day by brutally crushing the merpeople army and taking you back to Main Street USA. The ride ends at the secret back entrance to Uptown Jewelers.

 

[Hakunamatata]

Main Street Mountain:

A giant mountain looms behind the Goofy Candy Emporium. It looms and looms and looms. Gigantic.

Enter Candy Mountain:

Bats and the like swirl around your head whilst a baseball game is going on. A gigantic volcano suddenly erupts and your ride vehicle takes off. Suddenly, you're transported through a magic portal to the Main Street Chamber of Commerce Package Pick up where a post apocalyptic zombie (@hakunamatata) asks you for directions. Then, candy rains from the ceiling and Goofy declares that you are now on the lost island of Atlantis.

This is Atlantis:

Now the merpeople let you know their true feelings about the loss of Ariel as they begin to exquisitely torture you. The very real pain (this will be a one of kind ride experience) is accompanied by the taste of sweet, sweet candy that Goofy entrusted you with earlier. Finally, Ariel and the Main Street marching band show up to save the day by brutally crushing the merpeople army and taking you back to Main Street USA. The ride ends at the secret back entrance to Uptown Jewelers.

And nowhere do you work in even the crust of a churro........disappointing to say the least.

 

[Thrill]

Now the merpeople let you know their true feelings about the loss of Ariel as they begin to exquisitely torture you. The very real pain (this will be a one of kind ride experience) is accompanied by the taste of sweet, sweet candy that Goofy entrusted you with earlier. Finally, Ariel and the Main Street marching band show up to save the day by brutally crushing the merpeople army and taking you back to Main Street USA. The ride ends at the secret back entrance to Uptown Jewelers.

I've been reading for many years, and never have I seen four sentences of this quality strung together in a row. Congratulations, sir. You are a true hero to us all.

 

[PeterAlt]

Just to tell you why plopping down a giant Mt. Rushmore in the middle of the Colonial-Era East Coast isn't exactly theme-fitting, let's imagine plopping down a giant Hollywood sign in Colonial Williamsburg, or having black pastors roam around Holy Land Experience.

No, it would be where WRE was going to go. It would blend in with BTMRR and hide behind the Haunted Mansion. Technically, it would be in Frontierland, but connect thematically via the underground corridors.

 

[Wikkler]

Mt. Rushmore was built in the 30's.

 

[PeterAlt]

It was a good idea but you forgot post apacolyptic zombies.

That would be the post-ride show elements. Once the ride has finished, a different set of tunnels would exit the ride to a drop-off point closer to the Haunted Mansion. So, the zombies would walk around the darkened tunnel up to the exit point. Once out, the Haunted Mansion is just about right there...

 

[PeterAlt]

Mt. Rushmore was built in the 30's.

So, there's a medieval castle at the end of a turn of the century Main Street, which is right next to a Tommorowland that is set hundreds of years in the future...

 

[unkadug]

No, it would be where WRE was going to go. It would blend it with BTMRR and hide behind the Haunted Mansion. Technically, it would be in Frontierland, but connect thematically via the underground corridors.

That would be the post-ride show elements. Once the ride has finished, a different set of tunnels would exit the ride to a drop-off point closer to the Haunted Mansion. So, the zombies would walk around the darkened tunnel up to the exit point. Once out, the Haunted Mansion is just about right there...

So, basically, we are talking about turning the utilidors into an attraction?

 

[Voxel]

So, basically, we are talking about turning the utilidors into an attraction?

I am just can't get my head around the logistical nightmare of digging tunnels under all theses attractions and guest while still maintaining the use of the park. So much money would go to waste.

 

[morningstar]

Actually, a National Treasure type of ride would fit in better, especially since Disney owns the IP.

I think it fits better with the name "Liberty Mountain" too. I don't like when people interpret liberty as outliving the Nazis / Commies / Al Qaeda. Liberty should be associated with the principles of freedom and equality on which our country was founded, which is why the National Treasure focus on historical artifacts of the founding fathers suits the name.