In all seriousness, I love that you're Vegan because you are so normal about it, and don't push your agenda on others. I wish more folks could be like you when it comes to that sort of thing.
A few summers ago I went to a super-liberal wedding up near Seattle, at a stylish beach compound in the San Juan Islands. Everyone there was very hip, and very liberal, and everyone was simply
the right kind of people which means almost everyone there was entirely non-diverse in their thinking, or at least knew how to stick to their script in public. There were many Vegans, and I was seated next to two of them who were a married couple. For bonus points, the husband was actually transgender and started his life as a woman, but was now a man, which I think is great if that's his lifelong calling. But he was also a Vegan, along with his boring wife.
They were insufferable. Their entire conversation over dinner was about food, and the ethics of food, and how happy they were to not eat unethical food, and how the Vegan deviled eggs
(seriously) they were eating were fabulous even though they kind of fell apart and dribbled down their wrist every time they picked one up because they weren't actually deviled eggs.
I've never been more angry and miserable over a social event seating assignment than at that wedding reception. But,
@George Lucas on a Bench, I'd sit next to you at a bad wedding reception any day! Even if you have the Vegan deviled eggs.