Thank you for mentioning the chicken dialogue. And the auction scene in general, because it shows WDI's lack of ability to create a scene that reads instantly- which was perhaps Marc Davis's greatest strength.
Here's the original auction scene-
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Floating through, the scene reads visually instantaneously. They're auctioning the ladies, and the auctioneer is trying to sell the bigger one, while the onlookers want the more traditionally beautiful one. Riders don't tend to listen to the dialogue on rides, it has to read visually with the audio acting as reinforcement. And the original script for this scene does a wonderful job strengthening the gag with witty humor. Not to mention Paul Frees's voice acting.
When redesigning the scene WDI didn't seem to care that the staging was done for that single gag. So without that gag, the scene is now a confusing mess that doesn't read visually at all. It's not immediately apparent that she's holding chickens, or that they're auctioning chickens. It's confusing, and makes less sense the more you think about it- the pirates are auctioning stolen goods to other pirates? Why would pirates want chickens? What's Redd doing there? Why are they saying they want rum when they all already have bottles? Not to mention Redd's lack of exaggerated features found on the other pirates, creating an artistic clash. And, the awful voice acting.
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The scene's revision was to 1) Remove a gag that's considered outdated and 2) Introduce a strong female character so young girls can see someone aspirational in the ride. Both were done poorly and the scene is far worse then what Marc Davis was able to dream up in the '60s. So now the scene won't offend anyone, but it's also boring and forgettable.
I worry the Jungle Cruise will suffer a similar fate. The additions won't be offensive to anyone- but what they're replaced with will be boring, forgettable, and poorly executed. This Alberta Falls nonsense doesn't give me hope. Also, I guarantee you she'll be a walk around character like Redd. Jungle Cruise as it stands reads visually instantly.