Jack Sparrow walks into a Carribbean bar and orders a bottle of rum. The bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" says Jack, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," says the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ________!"
"It was my first day with the hook."
:lol:
"What do you mean?" says Jack, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," says the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ________!"
"It was my first day with the hook."
:lol:
