Pre-Trip It's going to happen...and this time there WILL be a full report

September is approaching and that means I am going to Disney World.

First off I would like to apologize to the dozens for my lack or non existent trip report from last year. To sum up a long story, I just was not feeling it.

That said this trip is a special one.

My cousins who I was VERY close with my whole life lost their mother last year. My Aunt. She was an important person in my childhood as well.

As a result it sort of brought us all closer. Anyways my cousins and I decided to all pitch in and pay for my mom to come along with us as a Christmas gift. Then that turned into my little brother coming as well.

So for the first part of our trip it's gonna be packed!

Myself
Colleen (Fiance)
My Mom (Anna Marie)
My Brother (Jason)
My Cousin (Mike)
My Cousin (Bobby) never been to Disney before.

Then the second half our good friends Kelly and Mike and coming with their son Jordan. All 3 are Disney virgins.

Right now we are all booked at Sports but I am looking to switch up resorts a bit on this trip. So that and all the dining has not really been finalized yet. I have stuff booked but being 100+ days away a lot can still change and honestly I don't really want the whole forum to know when and where I am going to be eating. I think it's a bit creepy...but I will say this...

California Grill quite a bit.
Yachtsman.
Le Cellier a bit.
Narcoossee's a bit.
50's.
Shula's.
Coral Reef.
T-Rex Cafe.
Chef de France.

Gonna be a LOT of Typhoon Lagoon as always.

A LOT of messing with people and other immature actions. Man, there is nothing is nothing like being on a pitch black bus at night when it's completely quiet and just saying the weirdest stuff to whoever you are with.

I am extremely pumped for this trip. I am always pumped for a Disney World trip but not only because of the family factor and stuff...I just feel like it's gonna be awesome. The last two trips were so-so with crowds, FP+ putting a damper on things and RAIN...

I'm pumped about this trip and hope all of that is the past cause I am ready to kick Disney World's this year.

 

[prfctlyximprct]

We gonna be twerkin wearing our merkins and backwards thongs.. Disney is totally the appropriate place for all this

 

[bmarkelon]

We gonna be twerkin wearing our merkins and backwards thongs.. Disney is totally the appropriate place for all this

Ummm, yeah @blackthidot is right, we're getting tossed outta there so fast!!

 

[blackthidot]

We gonna be twerkin wearing our merkins and backwards thongs.. Disney is totally the appropriate place for all this

Yeah, what could POSSIBLY go wrong here?

 

[prfctlyximprct]

Yeah, what could POSSIBLY go wrong here?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. This will be the best trip anyone's ever had. EVER.

 

[blackthidot]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. This will be the best trip anyone's ever had. EVER.

I can't even imagine the outrage this would cause if it happened and we were able to document it.

 

[bmarkelon]

I think we should probably crash the hoola hoop contest at the kid's pool party. That won't scare anybody. We'll have to have the DJ play the Thong Song, I'm sure they've got that available. That's my jam! We'll have to write this trip report together, a threesome TR is a must. Can't wait for everyone to watch @prfctlyximprct's live music videos of us.

 

[prfctlyximprct]

I think we should probably crash the hoola hoop contest at the kid's pool party. That won't scare anybody. We'll have to have the DJ play the Thong Song, I'm sure they've got that available. That's my jam! We'll have to write this trip report together, a threesome TR is a must. Can't wait for everyone to watch @prfctlyximprct's live music videos of us.

Downloaded the thong song in preparation of this trip. Thinking I should add "Baby Got Back" to this playlist and maybe "She's my Cherry Pie." This is going to be one raunchy Disney vacation... hopefully after I upload these videos to YouTube we become internet sensations and never have to work again in our lives. And maybe Disney can feature us somewhere in the World Showcase.. we could always replace the Three Caballeros with the Three Twerkin' Merkins. Quality family entertainment right thurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[bmarkelon]

Downloaded the thong song in preparation of this trip. Thinking I should add "Baby Got Back" to this playlist and maybe "She's my Cherry Pie." This is going to be one raunchy Disney vacation... hopefully after I upload these videos to YouTube we become internet sensations and never have to work again in our lives. And maybe Disney can feature us somewhere in the World Showcase.. we could always replace the Three Caballeros with the Three Twerkin' Merkins. Quality family entertainment right thurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

OMG, I love you and where have you been all my life!? Our YouTube videos will have 1 million hits in like 24 hours yo! We'll probably end up on the Today Show because everyone's gong to want to hear our story. Or maybe more like Tosh.0…..haha

 

[LAKid53]

So sorry to hear about the loss of your aunt. After my oldest brother died, I needed be someplace happy so I thought "Disney" and took my first solo trip since I wanted to be by myself. After all, my first trip included him, so why not as a tribute and goodbye to go to that happy place again.

 

[blackthidot]

So sorry to hear about the loss of your aunt. After my oldest brother died, I needed be someplace happy so I thought "Disney" and took my first solo trip since I wanted to be by myself. After all, my first trip included him, so why not as a tribute and goodbye to go to that happy place again.

How did that end up going for you bud?

 

[bmarkelon]

I bet we could pay him in hot dogs to play our song live for us by the pool. What else could he possibly be doing? #epic

 

[blackthidot]

I am wearing that to Victoria and Alberts.

 

[bmarkelon]

I am wearing that to Victoria and Alberts.

You should be fine, they'll just hand you a sport coat to borrow. Please shave your head and then spray paint it silver too tho

 

[prfctlyximprct]

You should be fine, they'll just hand you a sport coat to borrow. Please shave your head and then spray paint it silver too tho

Silver hair is a must

 

[prfctlyximprct]

You should be fine, they'll just hand you a sport coat to borrow. Please shave your head and then spray paint it silver too tho

Do you think we should shave our heads as well?

 

[blackthidot]

Do you think we should shave our heads as well?

You guys do mean...like the head that includes my nose and eyes right? If NOT then yeah we def should all shave!

 

[prfctlyximprct]

You guys do mean...like the head that includes my nose and eyes right? If NOT then yeah we def should all shave!

I hear the new trend is dying your armpit hair fun colors so I think we should definitley add this to our ensemble.

 

[englanddg]

I hear the new trend is dying your armpit hair fun colors so I think we should definitley add this to our ensemble.

 

[bmarkelon]

Do you think we should shave our heads as well?

Umm, I always said I'd never cut my hair short again but I'd obviously do anything for this awesome crew.

You guys do mean...like the head that includes my nose and eyes right? If NOT then yeah we def should all shave!

You sir, have 2 heads to shave and spray silver….ha!

I hear the new trend is dying your armpit hair fun colors so I think we should definitley add this to our ensemble.

Silver armpits!! Niiiiice! We should see if they'll clip in those extensions at Bibidi Bobidi Boutique, I'm sure they get that request all the time. Actually, they must have merkins in there as well! One stop shop.

 

[blackthidot]

This is unbelievable. @prfctlyximprct @bmarkelon