Spaceman Spiff: Mission Space
From the get-go, Mission Space has been a downgrade from the beloved Horizons pavilion, and has earned more of a reputation as a puke-machine than any sort of head-in-the-clouds inspirational spark of what live beyond the HORIZONS of our planet's orbit could be like. As crowds dwindled and the attraction became awkwardly sandwiched between the much more popular Test Track and Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind, the Imagineers looked for a way to turn the once promising Space pavilion back into the edu-tainment thrill ride it was always meant to be. Enter Bill Watterson.
In an unforseen twist, famed aloof comic strip artist and creator of "Calvin and Hobbes" Bill Watterson came out of the woodwork to announce his partnership with Disney in creating a Spaceman Spiff attraction for Epcot. Long time Watterson enthusiasts will note how averse to promotional tie ins to his work he was. With that said, Watterson loved the edu-tainment angle when Disney came to him. The idea would be to create an attraction that used the core concept of Mission Space but put into a more child-like and whimsical context using Spaceman Spiff as a sort of backdrop for a child's imagination of what the possibilities of Space Travel could be like.
With the cramped industrial pods of Mission Space playfully transformed into cardboard box "Spaceships" and the intense and tame versions of the attraction being themed to Calvin's Spiff character and a new character created for Susie named Lady Saturn respectively, Watterson loved everything Disney was doing with mixing the IP and the technology. As for the name, at Watterson's request in a bit of self-parody "Spaceman Spiff's Mission Space" felt just redundant enough to loop back around and be silly again. Thus an often maligned Epcot E-Ticket was given new life.
The exterior for Spaceman Spiff's Mission Space" has been transformed from a realistic Mars into a paper Mache Saturn blown up to giant proportions. The rings of Saturn in a very clear cardboard art style come jetting up over the entrance plaza. The planet is made to look colored in by squiggly orange and yellow marker, looming about the size of the red planet exterior did in the original Mission Space. Besides the planet change, the most striking addition to the entrance courtyard is a dramatic centerpiece statue of an adult Spaceman Spiff with a full-sized realistic tiger meant to be a hyper-realistic version of Hobbes at his side. Spiff's statue beckons us into Mission Control where were broken up into Team Calvin and Team Susie. Team Calvin is the more intense side (though less intense than the original Orange Mission) and focuses on Spaceman Spiff fighting a horde of invading aliens. Team Susie is the less intense side (though more exciting than the original Green Mission) and focuses on Susie's alter-ego Lady Saturn giving us a more educational tour of the solar system.
The indoor queue begins with a dramatic indoor/outdoor scene bathed in sepia-toned lighting. Outside an old school New York apartment building, we can see animated projections of adult Calvin and Susie arguing about Calving going to the moon. This will be an homage to the comic strips that depicted Calvin and Susie as pretend uber-serious adults.
Rounding a corner we pass a classroom where we can hear Susie lecturing Calvin. This is also where we split into Team Spiff and Team Saturn. Here's a sample of some of Susie's dialogue in the classroom.
Susie: Alright folks, you could go with Calvin on his stupid Spaceman Spiff adventure or you could take a galaxy-wide tour with the universe's most awesomely adorable superhero. Your choice!
Ewww, Calvin. Those are NOT space boogers!
Are you sure your stupid pet tiger is going to survive all the way up in space??
As you pass the hallway, you find yourself in front of the Principal's Office. Bathed in red light, it gives an exaggerated version of the situation as a child would imagine it...marching music, flashing sirens and all. That is, if you're on the Calvin side of things. Essentially the boarding area for this side acts a transition from getting sent to the principal's office to getting held prisoner by evil aliens.
On the Little Miss Saturn side of the equation, the Principal's Office transition is much more brightly lit, almost angelic with harps and trumpets going off. Susie being sent to the principal's office to get a Student of the Week award (previously foreshadowed in posters throughout the school hallways) to Little Miss Saturn (Susie's Space super hero alter-ego created for this attraction) getting ready to be blasted off into space.
Each loading area ends in the same place...a cardboard box themed to a rocket ship. Inside it will physically feel like climbing inside a giant cardboard box, which will of course be large enough to accommodate adults. Drawn on buttons and controls colored in crayon and markers dot the "control panel", above which hangs a very clear, MUCH larger single screen. Aside from the ride generally being less intense the larger singular screen for all passengers in the less cramped cabins will be by far the biggest quality of life improvement over the original Mission: Space.
Spaceman Spiff Mission
Spaceman Spiff's mission starts when you're already aboard an alien spacecraft. Instead of being exploratory rockets, the cardboard boxes will be themed to escape pods which Spiff has managed to hijack. The same design principles apply to this ride vehicle as far as the cardboard arts and craft look. The mission proper begins with a quick escape into The Beige Planet, where the majority of the attraction takes place.
The Beige Planet is an obvious play on the "Red Planet" nickname for Mars and is designed to visually represent national parks of Utah and Arizona which Bill Watterson served as inspiration for many interplanetary Spaceman Spiff backdrops. The ride is one big Mad Max style space chase through The Beige Planet being pursued by your alien captors before being able to build up enough speed to warp to Hyperdrive and make your way back to Epcot. There will still be some intense G-Forces pulled, but not enough to have guests gray and and should hopefully be a happy medium for veteran and novice thrill-seekers alike.
Little Miss Saturn's Mission
Little Miss Saturn's mission is much more joyful and filled with child-like "Edu-tainment". Based on classics like "Yako's Universe" and Ward Kimball's "Man in Space", join Susie's space superhero alterego Little Miss Saturn for a tour of our solar system from Earth to her namesake planet. There will be some Star Tours style thrills along the way, definitely a bit more thrilling then the mild back and forth movements of the original tame mission but still not scary enough to be too intense for the young ones to ride by any means.
The intense motion mostly comes from the initial take-off (which acts as a MUCH more tamed-down version of the original attraction's iconic launch sequence) an encounter with an asteroid field featuring everyone's favorite Star Fox meme, and an attempt to ride Saturn's rings like a roller coaster. Beyond that it's a pretty straight-forward tour of the planets with some inspirational, orchestral Mario Galaxy-esque music to go along with it. Here's some sample lines from her mission. (Note: I actually got someone to come in and record lines for Susie/Saturn, but I stupidly forgot to press record on the Skype call...)
Alright folks, as we leave Earth, let's give a hearty goodbye. GOODBYE, EARTH!! Happy trails!
I've heard of the dark side of the moon, but this is ridiculous!
Umm...which one's Mercury again?? Oh well, onward to Saturn!
Oh no, it's an asteroid field. Quick, do a barrel roll!!
Alright, we made it to Saturn!! Quick, land on the rings! Let's ride it like a rollercoaster!!
Emergency landing initiated!! Hold on tight folks. Keep all hands, arms, and stupid pet tigers inside the cardboard rocket!!
Well, I think you've all earned your Surviving an Emergency Crash badges. Have a great day, everyone!!
Exit Through the Library
At the exit of the attraction will be the school's library, where guests can pass a Toy Story Mania style recreation of what we've just been through with Calvin and Susie's escape pod and rocket ship themed cardboard boxes sitting side by side with the stuffed Hobbes in the middle of them. Out of respect for Bill Watterson, no Calvin and Hobbes merchandise beyond collections of comic strips will be sold, making the singular stuffed Hobbes found in the library an extra special Easter egg. Also hanging on opposing chairs are real-life, child-sized Spaceman Spiff and Little Miss Saturn costumes. The library will also have a Rainy Sunday Corner where guests are welcome to curl up in a comfortable space with a controlled fireplace fire and windows peering out to a "rainstorm" outside Tiki Room style, reflecting the nostalgia of rainy school days curling up in the library with a good book. Because isn't that what the essence of Calvin and Hobbes is all about to begin with? There's a great big world out there, guests. Let's go exploring!
Okay. Thank you for participating so far. You’ll be missed!@MickeyWaffleCo. , sorry to say this, but I don’t feel like competing. I‘m gonna drop out. This comp kinda isn’t really ”me”. Maybe I can return as a guest reviewer (that’s what I’ll probably do anyways), but for now, I don’t want to compete in this anymore.
yeah, but there may be some episodes of Disney Warrior’s One-Sentence Guest Reviews (ICABW Edition), maybe after round 2 ends!Okay. Thank you for participating so far. You’ll be missed!
One other thing to take note of: All Playing Favorites prizes will be distributed after Project 2 is over and those winners have also been decided.Chapter 1: Project 1 RESULTS
This was a tough one, as all of you had fantastic ideas and wonderful merchandise. But ultimately winners had to be chosen, and here they are. All three podium placers will receive Playing Favorites prizes of varying degrees of helpfulness.
Third Place
@ThemeParkPriest
This was an excellent submission, and the SpaceX sponsorship is a very realistic idea. The only thing that held you back from a second or even first place win was the lesser amount of humor and fun in your attraction. It felt just a tad too realistic and educational to keep guests of all ages captivated, but other than that it was a fantastic attraction. Congratulations on third place!
Second Place
@TheOriginalTiki
This was a fantastic project. The separate missions felt unique enough that they could be separate attractions, which is excellent. Ultimately, a nice detail was also the thing that held you back from first place. The lack of a killer piece of merchandise, while an excellent way to honor Watterson, meant that you couldn't compete quite as well with the merchandise of the other submissions. Fantastic job with your submission and second place win!
First Place
@Outbound
This attraction really feels like a spiritual successor to both Horizons and Mission: SPACE. The Horizons destinations, presentation, merchandise, and humor throughout really helped you reach this first place title. Excellent job getting first place!
Trust me, I willget sus
CrapAw man, if only OswaldPancakeInc. was judge, he'd be obligated to give your first place just because you asked! Sadly, he's not.
True, but don’t do that. It does say “entirely original concepts.”Just copy Radiator Springs Racers since it’s infinitely better than Test Track (this isn’t my real submission but I stand by this)
Also question @Goofy's French Toast LLC, how much effort can I put into making this bad?
I am quite looking forward to it!!@Tegan pilots a chicken i think you in specific will definitely… uh, “enjoy“, my project
Oh darn. I didn’t think of it being interpreted that way.Just for clarification, you said that it had to be an original concept. I assume that means that we can’t use IPs?
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