So... I don't really know what's going on... I though I was going to do the entire script? I guess I'll just combine my ideas with Fractal's:
LOAD/UNLOAD
Guests enter a rustic boat dock, where canoe-shaped vehicles await them inside a quaint boathouse. Along the wall would be a multitude of AA fish singing classic camp songs. An announcement from Mickey is heard over the intercom:
Mickey: Good (Morning/Afternoon) everybody! It's Camp Counseler Mickey here! Just reminding all of you to keep your arms and legs inside the boat at all times. See ya back at camp!
Guests enter the boat and the ride begins.
HUMPHREY
As we leave the station, we see an AA Ranger Woodlore talking to Humphrey.
Ranger: "Now Humphrey, try not to be too much of a menace today."
Humphrey nods emphatically as the ride moves on.
DAISY'S GARDEN
We come upon a lush and beautiful garden with all sorts of crazy looking flowers (very reminiscent of the garden from Mickey’s Toon Town). Daisy is standing in the middle with a watering can.
Daisy: “Oh hi there campers, I hope you like my garden, I’ve worked very hard on it.”
Some of the plants move around and interact with Daisy.
We go around a corner and see Daisy in a bee-keepers outfit. We hear the buzz of little wings and see Daisy pull a rack out of a bee box.
Daisy: “I couldn’t have made this garden so great without the help of some friendly bees. They help by pollinating all of the flowers and vegetables. Don’t worry though, these fellas don’t sting, and they’ve got some delicious honey.”
We pull away from Daisy and see one last Bee Box with Humphrey the bear swatting away bees and licking his paws, the remnants of a honeycomb laying before him.
DONALD'S CAMPSITE
We near the campsite we see Donald and the Boys.
Donald: "Now don't forget to hang the food in the tree first thing, or else a bear might get at it.
H,D,L: "Of course, Uncle Donald."
Donald and his nephews are putting up a tent. Or trying to! As you approach you hear his nephews asking:
H,D,L: "What's wrong unca Donald?"
You spy them first along the bank...standing next to this mostly collapsed tent that's moving around like it's alive! You hear...rather than see...Donald who is of course the one inside the tent, swearing in that incomprehensible string of syllables that he does so well.
Donald: "Awwww phooey!"
Once you pass the tent, you can see the skunk, winking at us, and just raising his tail in the opening.
As we turn the bend we can see, not too far away from the campsite, Humphrey the bear swinging back and forth from a tree, clutching onto a cooler that is hanging from one of the branches. He has a sandwich in his hand.
GOOFY'S WATERSKIING MISHAP
We continue the boat journey. Off in the distance, you hear a loud scream that sounds a lot like Goofy's. As you turn the corner, you see what looks like an imprint of Goofy in the wall. Continuing on, you see that Goofy, while waterskiing, crashed through a wall and got tangled up in a tree branch. Max is seen driving the boat he was attached too.
Goofy: Look! I can see my tent from here! (
Goofy Laughs.)
Max: Awww, dad....
MINNIE'S PICNIC
As we continue on, we see Minnie spreading out a picnic lunch, she's turned towards us, away from the spread and taking a large layer cake from a picnic basket exclaiming;
Minnie: "Won't this be a delightful surprise for Mickey!"
As you pass by her you now get a glimpse of chip, dale and about 30 squirrels all waiting eagerly on the picnic blanket. There is a second picnic basket behind Minnie, and Humphrey the bear's head is poking into it from behind some bushes.
SCROOGE'S TREASURE
As guests enter a dark cave they feel a cool blast of air and a light mist. The cavern is quite large, not claustrophobic at all. As we look up at the ceiling we can see stalactites and bats hanging everywhere.
Uncle Scrooge: "Now where did that map say the treasure was? On the shores of Minnie-Mickey, ride the river through the cave, find an X that marks the spot, and collect the thing you crave. It must be around here somewhere."
Uncle Scrooge is holding up a lantern in one hand and a treasure map in the other, and looking around the whole time.
We go around a corner only to find Uncle Scrooge and Humphrey the bear, Scrooge is pushing against Humphrey's backside, but the big bear is not budging...
Uncle Scrooge: "You're hibernating on the X you lazy lummox... Now get up and help me start digging."
We get an occasional stirring and growl from Humphrey.
We go around one final corner and see Scrooge sitting on a rock with a bunch of comic books at his feet and an open treasure chest containing even more of them.
Uncle Scrooge: "I cannae believe me own nephews would lead me on this wild DUCK chase." At this point Bats swoop down at Scrooge. "Shoo, go on, get out of here."
MICKEY'S CAMPFIRE
We come upon the final scene, where all the previous characters from the ride are seen around the fire, singing songs and roasting marshmallows.
Mickey: "Heya Campers! Really hope ya enjoyed the trip! Enjoy the rest of your time at Camp-Minnie Mickey!"
The ride continues back towards the load station, but not without one last glimpse of Humphrey:
HUMPHREY, PART 2
Another AA Ranger Woodlore is talking to Humphrey. The Ranger looks somewhat mad, and Humprhey is frowning.
Ranger: "Oh Humphrey... I told you to not get into any trouble!"
Humphrey: (In a muffled bear voice
Sorry.
The boat exits the scene back to the unload station.
