Steamboat_Kevin
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I was just going to say something about that, very cool!Originally posted by Maria
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Woody13, I love your avatar!! Cool!
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I'm having a mental block, need YOUR HELP!!!!
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WDWFREAK53
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Hey there...
I agree the one for MuppetVision should be the "stooping to 3d effects" line...
But...how about having "3D EFFECTS" protrude off of the shirt by small springs or something...(it may get uncomfortable though)
(oh yeah...great avatar woody)
I agree the one for MuppetVision should be the "stooping to 3d effects" line...
But...how about having "3D EFFECTS" protrude off of the shirt by small springs or something...(it may get uncomfortable though)
(oh yeah...great avatar woody)
Testtrack321
Well-Known Member
MuppetVision:
"Filmed in 3D, the appartment room, not the effect."
Jungle Cruse
"Here we come kids! THe back side of water! Don't try this at home or you'll hit your head on the side of the sink."
"Filmed in 3D, the appartment room, not the effect."
Jungle Cruse
"Here we come kids! THe back side of water! Don't try this at home or you'll hit your head on the side of the sink."
figmentmom
Well-Known Member
Do we get to vote? My favorite Muppet line is "Too bad they had to spoil it with a pig!"
Worldphile
New Member
From Muppetvision:
"That Bear is trying to drown us, what kind of an act is this?"
"An act of Mercy!"
"That Bear is trying to drown us, what kind of an act is this?"
"An act of Mercy!"
General Grizz
New Member
For MSU, I'm typing up the script. Here is the first part:
Stanler: Hey, Waldorf!
Waldorf: Yeah?
Stanler: What are we going to see in here anyway?
Waldorf: Oh, it’s one of those 3-D movies. Put on your glasses, Stanler.
Stanler: Yeah. Hey – hey – hey look! Look at the guy in the Goofy mask!
Waldorf: That’s not a mask.
Stanler: Oh. Sorry Lady!
(The two laugh. Penguins start “quacking” as the instruments are warmed up.)
Waldorf: Hey, look. An orchestra of penguins.
Stanler: Yeah, they probably took the job for the halibut.
(The two laugh. The Muppet Show theme plays. We hear Gonzo humming the tune.)
Kermit: Gonzo…Gonzo!
Gonzo: What? Oh…(laughs). Uh…sorry boss!
Kermit: Hi, ho, Kermit the Frog here, and welcome to Muppet-Vision 3-D. Now, let me show you around our research center. See, in this modern, high-tech facility…
Muppet (?): Hey! Careful!
Kermit: Uh…here in this modern, high-tech facility, we have perfected Muppet Vision 3-D, a new film process which we are about to demonstrate to you. Now, uh, working the projector is an old friend of ours, the Sweedish Chef! Chef, everything OK?
Chef: Her are hoping-hoping ‘n’ machine is go-under flumy-flumy. (?)
Kermit: Exactly. And our demonstration includes a little song from Miss Piggy.
Piggy: (Clears throat)
Kermit: Hm?
Piggy: Little?
Kermit: Uh, did I say little? Uh, I meant to say a – uh – a huge, show-stopping, major song from Miss Piggy?
Piggy: That’s more like it.
Kermit: Good. And we’ve also got a big musical finale from Sam Eagle. Sam, what’s it about?
Sam: It’s called a Salute to Most Nations, but mostly America.
Kermit: Great! So it’s going to be a swell demonstration, and at no times will we be stooping to any cheap, 3-D tricks.
Fozzie: Did you say cheap, 3-D tricks?
Kermit: Uh…
(Party-blower noise.)
Fozzie: Ahh! And here’s something I wanted to spring on you!
(Springing noise.)
Fozzie: Ahh!
Kermit: Uh…
Stanler: Oh, Waldorf. It’s that dumb bear again!
Waldorf: Yeah. Hey, bear! You’re not even funny in 3-D!
(The two laugh with the penguins.)
Fozzie: Oh, not you guys! How did you get here?
Waldorf: We entered a contest.
Stanler: Yeah. We lost!
(The two laugh with the penguins.)
Fozzie: Oh yeah? Well, my new 3-D act’s going to shower you all with humor!
(Water pouring noise. The penguins start to “quack”.)
Fozzie: Ahh! Waka-waka! Ahh!
Waldorf: He’s trying to drown us! What kind of an act is that?
Stanler: An act of mercy.
(The two laugh with the penguins.)
Kermit: Uh, listen. Better luck next time, Fozzie.
(Fozzie makes whining noises.)
Kermit: And now, if you’ll come this way, I can show you our secret laboratory. You see, we invited distinguished scientists from all over the world to come and work here. Unfortunately, none of them showed up. So instead, I’d like to introduce you to the guys who invented MuppetVision, and they can show you some of their…
(Kermit lets out a scream as we a squeaking noise)
Kermit: Phew! Uh, right now, I’d like to turn you over to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant, Beaker.
Beaker: Mee-mee.
Honeydew: Well, thank you, Mr. Kermit. Today, let’s look at the advancements we’ve been working on for MuppetVision. Beaker!
Beaker: Whuew!
Honeydew: Would you turn on the machine?
Beaker: Mee-muh-mee-mee…
(Beaker is having trouble starting the machine and mumbles as he attempts to start it. When the machine turns on, we can hear him yelling as he rotates around with a gear.)
Honeydew: We at Muppet Labs have been able to grab hold of the future. The wheels of progress turn swiftly here as we strike upon ways to bring science safely to you.
(Beaker is yelling louder as he is being hit on the head by the various mechanics of the machine.)
Honeydew: This user-friendly machine will generate the first, living, 3-D effect just by flicking a single switch.
(A loud noise is produced with the sounds of an electric current.)
Beaker: Beeeeeeeh!
Waldo: I’m Waldo, the spirit of 3-D!
Honeydew: Thank you, Beaker.
Waldo: Hi, there! Ooh…cute outfit! Watch this!
(Waldo plops his nose off.)
Waldo: Don’t you just hate it when your nose runs? (Chuckles.) You know, all these other people think I’m talking to them, but I’m really just talking to you! (Chuckles.)
Honeydew: Well, I think that will be just about enough of Waldo, Beaker. You may deactivate him.
Waldo: What? You – what are you…! Hey, watch it!
Beaker: Bo-mee-mo!
Honeydew: Oh dear! He won’t deactivate! Ladies and gentlemen, there’s nothing to worry about, but please keep your heads down!
Waldo: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Zulk! (Chuckles.) Boing! Boing! (Sings: ) I’m bouncing on people’s heads! (Chuckles)
Beaker: Me-mee-mee!
Honeydew: Beaker! Beaker! Activate the Inflato-Matic!
Waldo: The what? Have you – Hoo-hoo-whoa!
Beaker: Me-mee-mee!
Honeydew: Hurry, Beaker! Hurry!
Beaker: Mee mee!
Waldo: Great! Now I can start my own football team!
(Dozens of small Waldos start chuckling.)
Honeydew: Beaker! We’ve got to try the Vacuum-Muppet!
Beaker: Me-ma-me-mee-mee-meeh!
Honeydew: Yes!
(A giant vacuuming noise cleaner is heard from the giant device.)
Honeydew (Cracking): Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety, please grasp your armrests firmly! Oh, no!
(After a large segment of yelling and crashing, the vacuuming and all other noises cease.)
Waldo: Hey-hey! I’m free! (Laughs. Whistles.) Taxi!
(Waldo turns himself into a Taxi.)
Waldo: Alright! Now, I’m getting out of this place! (Laughs and “drives away”.)
Kermit: Uh, this way, folks. Uh, I’m sorry, but, uh, Muppet Labs seems to have been temporarily, uh, sucked up. But, uh, whew! Now, what is that?
(A flying pie creates a buzzing noise.)
Fozzie: Hey, Kermit! See, it’s my new Remote Control Banana Creme Pie! Heh? Heh?
Kermit: Yeah. Hmm…
Fozzie: Hey-hey-hey-hey, Kermit! Watch this!
Kermit: What?
(The buzzing noise slows down in pitch to a stop.)
Fozzie: Uh-oh. Uh…
(The pie hits Fozzie in the face.)
Kermit: Euugh! Fozzie, that’s terrible!
Fozzie: Yeah. You’re right! Needs more sugar. (Chuckles)
Stanler: Hey, Waldorf!
Waldorf: Yeah?
Stanler: What are we going to see in here anyway?
Waldorf: Oh, it’s one of those 3-D movies. Put on your glasses, Stanler.
Stanler: Yeah. Hey – hey – hey look! Look at the guy in the Goofy mask!
Waldorf: That’s not a mask.
Stanler: Oh. Sorry Lady!
(The two laugh. Penguins start “quacking” as the instruments are warmed up.)
Waldorf: Hey, look. An orchestra of penguins.
Stanler: Yeah, they probably took the job for the halibut.
(The two laugh. The Muppet Show theme plays. We hear Gonzo humming the tune.)
Kermit: Gonzo…Gonzo!
Gonzo: What? Oh…(laughs). Uh…sorry boss!
Kermit: Hi, ho, Kermit the Frog here, and welcome to Muppet-Vision 3-D. Now, let me show you around our research center. See, in this modern, high-tech facility…
Muppet (?): Hey! Careful!
Kermit: Uh…here in this modern, high-tech facility, we have perfected Muppet Vision 3-D, a new film process which we are about to demonstrate to you. Now, uh, working the projector is an old friend of ours, the Sweedish Chef! Chef, everything OK?
Chef: Her are hoping-hoping ‘n’ machine is go-under flumy-flumy. (?)
Kermit: Exactly. And our demonstration includes a little song from Miss Piggy.
Piggy: (Clears throat)
Kermit: Hm?
Piggy: Little?
Kermit: Uh, did I say little? Uh, I meant to say a – uh – a huge, show-stopping, major song from Miss Piggy?
Piggy: That’s more like it.
Kermit: Good. And we’ve also got a big musical finale from Sam Eagle. Sam, what’s it about?
Sam: It’s called a Salute to Most Nations, but mostly America.
Kermit: Great! So it’s going to be a swell demonstration, and at no times will we be stooping to any cheap, 3-D tricks.
Fozzie: Did you say cheap, 3-D tricks?
Kermit: Uh…
(Party-blower noise.)
Fozzie: Ahh! And here’s something I wanted to spring on you!
(Springing noise.)
Fozzie: Ahh!
Kermit: Uh…
Stanler: Oh, Waldorf. It’s that dumb bear again!
Waldorf: Yeah. Hey, bear! You’re not even funny in 3-D!
(The two laugh with the penguins.)
Fozzie: Oh, not you guys! How did you get here?
Waldorf: We entered a contest.
Stanler: Yeah. We lost!
(The two laugh with the penguins.)
Fozzie: Oh yeah? Well, my new 3-D act’s going to shower you all with humor!
(Water pouring noise. The penguins start to “quack”.)
Fozzie: Ahh! Waka-waka! Ahh!
Waldorf: He’s trying to drown us! What kind of an act is that?
Stanler: An act of mercy.
(The two laugh with the penguins.)
Kermit: Uh, listen. Better luck next time, Fozzie.
(Fozzie makes whining noises.)
Kermit: And now, if you’ll come this way, I can show you our secret laboratory. You see, we invited distinguished scientists from all over the world to come and work here. Unfortunately, none of them showed up. So instead, I’d like to introduce you to the guys who invented MuppetVision, and they can show you some of their…
(Kermit lets out a scream as we a squeaking noise)
Kermit: Phew! Uh, right now, I’d like to turn you over to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant, Beaker.
Beaker: Mee-mee.
Honeydew: Well, thank you, Mr. Kermit. Today, let’s look at the advancements we’ve been working on for MuppetVision. Beaker!
Beaker: Whuew!
Honeydew: Would you turn on the machine?
Beaker: Mee-muh-mee-mee…
(Beaker is having trouble starting the machine and mumbles as he attempts to start it. When the machine turns on, we can hear him yelling as he rotates around with a gear.)
Honeydew: We at Muppet Labs have been able to grab hold of the future. The wheels of progress turn swiftly here as we strike upon ways to bring science safely to you.
(Beaker is yelling louder as he is being hit on the head by the various mechanics of the machine.)
Honeydew: This user-friendly machine will generate the first, living, 3-D effect just by flicking a single switch.
(A loud noise is produced with the sounds of an electric current.)
Beaker: Beeeeeeeh!
Waldo: I’m Waldo, the spirit of 3-D!
Honeydew: Thank you, Beaker.
Waldo: Hi, there! Ooh…cute outfit! Watch this!
(Waldo plops his nose off.)
Waldo: Don’t you just hate it when your nose runs? (Chuckles.) You know, all these other people think I’m talking to them, but I’m really just talking to you! (Chuckles.)
Honeydew: Well, I think that will be just about enough of Waldo, Beaker. You may deactivate him.
Waldo: What? You – what are you…! Hey, watch it!
Beaker: Bo-mee-mo!
Honeydew: Oh dear! He won’t deactivate! Ladies and gentlemen, there’s nothing to worry about, but please keep your heads down!
Waldo: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Zulk! (Chuckles.) Boing! Boing! (Sings: ) I’m bouncing on people’s heads! (Chuckles)
Beaker: Me-mee-mee!
Honeydew: Beaker! Beaker! Activate the Inflato-Matic!
Waldo: The what? Have you – Hoo-hoo-whoa!
Beaker: Me-mee-mee!
Honeydew: Hurry, Beaker! Hurry!
Beaker: Mee mee!
Waldo: Great! Now I can start my own football team!
(Dozens of small Waldos start chuckling.)
Honeydew: Beaker! We’ve got to try the Vacuum-Muppet!
Beaker: Me-ma-me-mee-mee-meeh!
Honeydew: Yes!
(A giant vacuuming noise cleaner is heard from the giant device.)
Honeydew (Cracking): Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety, please grasp your armrests firmly! Oh, no!
(After a large segment of yelling and crashing, the vacuuming and all other noises cease.)
Waldo: Hey-hey! I’m free! (Laughs. Whistles.) Taxi!
(Waldo turns himself into a Taxi.)
Waldo: Alright! Now, I’m getting out of this place! (Laughs and “drives away”.)
Kermit: Uh, this way, folks. Uh, I’m sorry, but, uh, Muppet Labs seems to have been temporarily, uh, sucked up. But, uh, whew! Now, what is that?
(A flying pie creates a buzzing noise.)
Fozzie: Hey, Kermit! See, it’s my new Remote Control Banana Creme Pie! Heh? Heh?
Kermit: Yeah. Hmm…
Fozzie: Hey-hey-hey-hey, Kermit! Watch this!
Kermit: What?
(The buzzing noise slows down in pitch to a stop.)
Fozzie: Uh-oh. Uh…
(The pie hits Fozzie in the face.)
Kermit: Euugh! Fozzie, that’s terrible!
Fozzie: Yeah. You’re right! Needs more sugar. (Chuckles)
Testtrack321
Well-Known Member
The muppet that is ironing the shirt at the beginning that has (?) next to it is the one that plays the sax in the band.
Hey, Grizz, thanks!
I actually think I'm going to use the Muppet line about how they won't be stooping to any cheap 3-d tricks. Thnaks so much for taking the time to do that. And thanks to everyone else as well.
For those of you who asked "what shirts," I'm designing shirts for our trip to WDW in a week. I've been working on them for about a month now. I had posted the designs in a seperate thread, and some of you saw a few, but someone was copying them and trying to make their own, and I don't want to be selfish, but GEEZ, I'd at least like to wear it first if nothing else.
So anyway, I can still explain them. Each shirt consists of a particular attraction, with a "famous" quote. i.e. Pirates of the Caribbean is "We wants the redhead! We wants the readhead!"
stuff like that. these are the rides I am making:
POTC: "We wants the redhead! We wants the redhead!"
HM: "If you should decide to join us, final arrangements may be made at theend of the tour."
SPLASH: "Go ahead, Brer Fox, 'skins me if ya like, but please, please don't fling me in that briar patch!"
SPACE MTN:"Space shuttle, this is flight safety. You are clear for launch."
etc. etc. etc. other rides:
Jungle Cruise
Muppets
RnR Coaster
TOT
TTA
BTM Railroad
Monorail
those are the 11. That's as many t-shirts as I have, so I stopped there. I promise I'll post pics of them when I get back, they've turned out to be really nice.
anyway, thanks again everyone, especially Grizz!
I actually think I'm going to use the Muppet line about how they won't be stooping to any cheap 3-d tricks. Thnaks so much for taking the time to do that. And thanks to everyone else as well.
For those of you who asked "what shirts," I'm designing shirts for our trip to WDW in a week. I've been working on them for about a month now. I had posted the designs in a seperate thread, and some of you saw a few, but someone was copying them and trying to make their own, and I don't want to be selfish, but GEEZ, I'd at least like to wear it first if nothing else.
So anyway, I can still explain them. Each shirt consists of a particular attraction, with a "famous" quote. i.e. Pirates of the Caribbean is "We wants the redhead! We wants the readhead!"
stuff like that. these are the rides I am making:
POTC: "We wants the redhead! We wants the redhead!"
HM: "If you should decide to join us, final arrangements may be made at theend of the tour."
SPLASH: "Go ahead, Brer Fox, 'skins me if ya like, but please, please don't fling me in that briar patch!"
SPACE MTN:"Space shuttle, this is flight safety. You are clear for launch."
etc. etc. etc. other rides:
Jungle Cruise
Muppets
RnR Coaster
TOT
TTA
BTM Railroad
Monorail
those are the 11. That's as many t-shirts as I have, so I stopped there. I promise I'll post pics of them when I get back, they've turned out to be really nice.
anyway, thanks again everyone, especially Grizz!
General Grizz
New Member
Glad to be of service! Let me know if you need anything else.