I'm having a mental block, need YOUR HELP!!!!

[Main Street USA]

Ok, this may be lame, but as some of you know I am making some t-shirts for my trip down to WDW in 2 weeks. Each shirt is for a particular attraction, and each one has a sort of "classic" quote from that attraction. Well, I need help with two attractions. The problem with these two is that there are too many quotes, and I don't know which ones to pick.

SO, HELP PLEASE!!! These are the two attractions:

1. Jungle Cruise

2. Muppet Vision 3D

Thanks in advance, everyone!!!

 

[Maria]

Which are the quotes?

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Muppet Vision 3D:
Look at the lady in the Goofy mask!
That's not a mask!
Oh, sorry lady!
:lol:

 

[The_CEO]

Kermit: Are you ready Sam!?

Sam: Oh yes its a glorious 2 hour finale!

Kermit: ........ You have a minute in 1/2

 

[Maria]

Could someone please post some of the dialogues between the two old guys in the balcony? Pleeeeaaase??:animwink:

 

[Woody13]

For Muppet Vision 3d:

WARNING!!!!
If you are offended by bears, frogs, pigs, chickens, monsters, talking fruit/vegetables, penguins, dogs, flying fish, explosions, rats, pocket lint, really cute bunnies, or what-evers...you are advised to avoid this attraction at all costs. If you are of legal age or at the very least simply breathing, you may proceed at your own risk. Muppet Labs assumes no responsibility for any mental damage that may be inflicted or any form of spontaneous combustion that may occur by being exposed to this attraction.


For Jungle Cruise:

The Bengal Tiger can weigh up to 500 pounds and jump over 20 feet. But don't worry, we're about 15 feet away. He'll jump right over us.

 

[Main Street USA]

Originally posted by Woody13
For Jungle Cruise:

The Bengal Tiger can weigh up to 500 pounds and jump over 20 feet. But don't worry, we're about 15 feet away. He'll jump right over us.

HOLY CRAP!! I was crying after that one. :lol: If only it would fit on the shirt, DOH!

 

[Main Street USA]

I just remembered a couple from the old guys, although I can't remember the exact words.

There was the one about being bolted to the floor, and also the one where someone asks them what they're doing here, then one guy says "we entered a contest" and the other guy says, "yeah, we lost!"

 

[no2apprentice]

One of my wife's all time favorites from Jungle Cruise...

"If attacked by a crocodile, just stick out your left hand. Then you'll be...all right."

 

[General Grizz]

Muppet Vision:

"An orchestra of penguins."
"Yeah - they probably took the job for the hallibat!"

"Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?"
"We can't, you old fool! We're bolted to the seats!"

"Fozzie, that's terrible."
"You're right. Needs more sugar."

"The wheels of progress turn swiftly here as we STRIKE upon ways to bring science safely to you!"

"How did you guys get here?"
"We entered a contest." "Yeah, we lost!"

"Muppet labs has seemed to be temporarily...uh...sucked up."

"You know, all these people think I'm talking to them. But I'm really just talking to YOU!"

 

[General Grizz]

Some more...

Muppets:

"Hey, bear! You're not even funny in 3-D!"

"Waka-waka!" (Spelling)

"He's trying to drown us! What kind of act is that?"
"And act of mercy."

"Oh. Doesn't that look beautiful?"
"Yeah. Too bad they had to spoil it with a pig."

"This is a very moving moment."
"Yeah. I wish they'd move it to Pittsburg!"

"Ohhhh!!! Ahhh! Ohhh!"
"Enjoying the fireworks?"
"No! Your chair's on my foot!"

 

[WDWspider]

For Jungle Cruise:

"He'll get the Point in the End!"

That should have double meaning... one people figuring out all the corny jokes and... two the actual Rhino scene with the guys up the tree and the Rhino sticking him.

I don't remember the exact wording on MuppetVision, but how about the line where Kermit says something like...

"...we won't stoop to any cheap 3-D tricks!"

and have 3-D Tricks wrote in 3-D. :lol:

 

[General Grizz]

Good one!

The line is "So it's going to be a swell demonstration, and at no point will we be stooping to any cheap, 3-D tricks!"

Fonzie: "Did you say cheap, 3-D tricks???!!"

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Hey, gotta question for ya...
This is a great idea!

But, how are you "making T-shirts?"

Is it a computer program that prints out Iron-ons or something?

 

[katilsu]

for jungle cruise, how about:

when pulling up to the dock--
"please remember to keep hands and arms inside the boat, we wouldn't want you to experience any 'pier' pressure."

or about the butterflies:
"they are anywhere from 12 inches to a whopping one foot"
(my favorite!)

or at the waterfall:
"the back side of water"

or at the guys climbing the totem pole with the rhinos:
"guess he'll get it in the end"

 

[kevlightyear]

Originally posted by grizzlyhall

"You know, all these people think I'm talking to them. But I'm really just talking to YOU!"

It's gotta be this one MSU! I can't believe I didn't think of it right off the bat. It's a classic.

. . .or if that one doesn't do it for ya', how about:

Sam: "Will you stop this foolishness?"
Gonzo: "What kind of foolishness would you like to see?"
(or something to that effect)

I'm still thinking about JC.

 

[isnet396]

Believe it or not, the JC jokes are all scripted. Some dude on eBay has it somewhere....I think its eithat "macbethf" or "yensidnaf" Go ask around.


Ian

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by isnet396
Believe it or not, the JC jokes are all scripted. Some dude on eBay has it somewhere....I think its eithat "macbethf" or "yensidnaf" Go ask around.


Ian

I do believe most of them are. It´s kinda obvious. :animwink:

 

[Woody13]

Jungle Cruise

Now, let's everyone turn around and wave good-bye to those people on the dock we've left behind. Come on folks...pretend like you're having a good time.

 

[Maria]

-thread drift-

Woody13, I love your avatar!! Cool!