If Michael Eisner were god, what would life be like?

[civileng68]

Ok, so it's kind of an odd topic but, I am very interested to see what people say as these topics end up being hilarious, just stay on topic please.

 

[Sir Hiss527]

hell...

This would probablly be the most stupidest thread ever...:fork:

 

[DisneyFan 2000]

Every corner of the world would be filled with clones of parks and every theatre would show only Disney (wait.... I like that idea)

 

[JackSkellington]

I dont even WANT to think about it.
:dazzle:
:fork:

 

[JBSLJames]

Wait, I already tithe to Orlando. Are you telling me that he is not the Great I AM. That Mr. Eisner is not The Truth and the Life. Man, have I been duped.

 

[M. Racer]

Welcome to Afghanistan!

 

[civileng68]

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Originally posted by M. Racer
Welcome to Afghanistan!

LMAO!

 

[civileng68]

hmmm

Originally posted by Sir Hiss527
hell...

This would probablly be the most stupidest thread ever...:fork:

Easy there Trigger!

 

[civileng68]

hmmm

I figured if he were God he's only allow fresh water to come from one hemisphere and food from another and make the two sell to the other to survive and if one ran out of money he died and the other became the New World Order!

Sheez, ok I need to a Klonapin.

 

[BeachClubVillas]

Nasty, poor, brutish and short

 

[FigmentJedi]

We would all be slaves slaving for Eisner's gain. But then, someone would say no more and would try to stand up to Eisner.
Wait.... That last part sounds familiar.

 

[cherrynegra]

I'd be an atheist.

 

[barnum42]

Who gets to tell Eisner that he is not God?
*Jumps out of the way, just in time to avoid the stampede of volunteers*

 

[Wilt Dasney]

"Welcome to Heaven...for just $552.27 plus tax, an eternity of bliss awaits you. (Extra bliss must be purchased separately at one of Heaven's 73 themed Bliss stands.)"

 

[BeachClubVillas]

Originally posted by Wilt Dasney
"Welcome to Heaven...for just $552.27 plus tax, an eternity of bliss awaits you. (Extra bliss must be purchased separately at one of Heaven's 73 themed Bliss stands.)"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I hope he doesn't read that one and get any ideas!

 

[imagineer boy]

"Eisner God lifted his hand and said, "Let there be light!" But then he said "Well, not too much if we want to save on budget."
-Bob: 12,56

 

[General Grizz]

"And then said Eisner 'Let there be lightbulbs!' and then sayeth the Imagineer 'Must it be a lightbulb?' And then sayeth the great Eisner 'Let there be matches!'"
- Grizz, 19:64

 

[FigmentJedi]

"And Eisner smote the beloved JII, and a crappy ride was put in it's place. But the people prayed to Eisner to bringeth back Figment. And the lord told the Imagineer to get to work on it with a very small budget. But eveneth when thine ride openeth, the people still didn't like it as much as the original"
Joey 19:89

 

[Woody13]

He would forgive Roy.

 

[Legacy]

Mike Eisner who art in Burbank
Hollow be thy brain.
Thy Kingdom's soul as lost control
Of its Creator before thee.
Rob from the loyal to buy your bread
At 7 million a loaf
As your workers are angry and hungry.
Lead us away from creativity
And make another sequel
For thine is the Kingdom and power until Roy E.
Takes over your job.

Amen.

The CEO's Prayer, as told in the book of Wells.