If Michael Eisner were god, what would life be like?

[Legacy]

"And Micheal said, 'Let us build a park for the tribes of the West, that glorifies all that the tribes of the West do in the west. And the Park was called California Adventure

And the park was bad... very bad"

Genie, Shush 1:27

 

[imagineer boy]

Originally posted by Legacy
Mike Eisner who art in Burbank
Hollow be thy brain.
Thy Kingdom's soul as lost control
Of its Creator before thee.
Rob from the loyal to buy your bread
At 7 million a loaf
As your workers are angry and hungry.
Lead us away from creativity
And make another sequel
For thine is the Kingdom and power until Roy E.
Takes over your job.

Amen.

The CEO's Prayer, as told in the book of Wells.

LMAOx100000:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[imagineer boy]

"But Eisner god wanted hateful beings to love him in return. So then, he created the worlds first people and theme park presidents in the garden of money. Pressler and Harriss is what they were called, and they were to be Eisner's lovable children."

-Ouimet, rehab 3:24

 

[General Grizz]

"And then sayeth Eisner, 'Build me an arc 300 cubits wide by 300 cubits long, but decrease the size of a cubit by 50% so as to save costs.' And Roy sayeth, 'But what will be thy will with the arc?' And replieth Eisner, 'Take each Cast Member two by two and each Animator two by two and place them on the arc two by two. And go to the middle of the ocean.

And behold! It was very, very bad."

- Grizz 15:32

 

[Woody13]

Originally posted by General Grizz
"And then sayeth Eisner, 'Build me an arc 300 cubits wide by 300 cubits long, but decrease the size of a cubit by 50% so as to save costs.' And Roy sayeth, 'But what will be thy will with the arc?' And replieth Eisner, 'Take each Cast Member two by two and each Animator two by two and place them on the arc two by two. And go to the middle of the ocean.

And behold! It was very, very bad."

- Grizz 15:32

Eisner would speak to Moses face to face, as a man speaks with his friend.

 

[FigmentJedi]

"And then Eisner's son sayeth "Buildeth me a mountain with lots of water and thrills". And the mountain was built and the people rejoiced."
Baxter 14:34

 

[cherrynegra]

"And then the Almighty Eisner beheld that the children of man in the land of Kindergarten had painted their walls with the likeness of the Great Mickey and his friends. And this angered the Almighty Eisner so for they had violated the commandment of copyright laws.

This angered him so much so that he laid upon the children of Kindergarten a plague of Harvard educated lawyers to smite them into the ground."

Book of Greed, Old Testament, 6:66

 

[Woody13]

Originally posted by cherrynegra
"And then the Almighty Eisner beheld that the children of man in the land of Kindergarten had painted their walls with the likeness of the Great Mickey and his friends. And this angered the Almighty Eisner so for they had violated the commandment of copyright laws.

This angered him so much so that he laid upon the children of Kindergarten a plague of Harvard educated lawyers to smite them into the ground."

Book of Greed, Old Testament, 6:66

"And then the Almighty Walt beheld that the children of man in the land of Kindergarten had painted their walls with the likeness of the Great Mickey and his friends. And this angered the Almighty Walt so for they had violated the commandment of copyright laws.

This angered him so much so that he laid upon the children of Kindergarten a plague of Harvard educated lawyers to smite them into the ground."