How did he get six anytime Fastpasses?
Well my wife was given two or three last year from guest relations after a fast pass machine didn't recognise her Annual Pass (turned out her bags magnetic clip had damaged it), so they do give them out.
Forget the Fastpasses. FREE food at WDW?
That one really confused me? He gave no cash or card as I watched him, just talked to the till operator and was sent through! Possibly conned them into believing deserts had been stolen. I actually felt guilty eating my ill gained cake but didn't want to get 'John' into trouble by saying anything
Way to betray John's trust and go blabbing about it on the Internet. We probably won't be seeing much of him in the parks anymore. He's probably just going to hole up in his room in the Haunted Mansion, staring out the window sad that he has no one he can talk to because people want to out his celebrity.
You really know how to make a guy feel guilty