How would you rate the Jungle Cruise in these 5 categories?

Kristopher Carter

New Member
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I wanted to begin looking at attractions at the Walt Disney World Resort in detail. In short, I will feature an attraction and look at 5 categories:

  • Queue Line
  • Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor
  • Animatronics
  • Overall Experience
  • Nostalgic Factor
Each attraction will be ranked out a score of 100 points (20 for every category) and categorized against each other in the coming weeks. Be sure to comment below with your ranking of each category of this week's featured attraction, as this column will be 100% opinionated. Let’s begin with a Magic Kingdom staple: Jungle Cruise.

Jungle Cruise

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WDW MK
Opened: 1971

Side-Note: By far, one of the most adored attractions in the entire Walt Disney World resort has to be the Jungle Cruise. As this attraction is based on Cast Member and park-goer interactions, I’m sure your comments below will range widely for the Cast Member Costume and Demeanor section. I’m certain all of us have experienced a plethora of different Skippers: from the “happy and giddy” Skippers in the early morning, to those Skippers who are just ending their shift at the end of the night. Let’s reflect on the “Best Skipper You’ve Ever Had” for the Cast Member section of your ranking.

Queue Line:

The queue line of the Jungle Cruise is one of the most detailed. From the radio broadcasts of Skipper Albert Awol to the expedition findings throughout the outpost. Much like (the now departed) Jaw’s ride at Universal Orlando resort, the queue path itself is rather just an extensive maze of winding sections.

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Although the wait times for this attraction are usually 60-75+ minutes, this queue always gives you artifacts and signage to look at and try to build a story from, making that wait time feel like 15-20 minutes.

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Next time you’re in this queue line, go ahead and try to pick out the Disney Secret’s hidden throughout the artifacts and radio broadcast.

Overall Queue Line Rank: 15/20

Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor:

This attraction prides itself on its Cast Member’s. The entire ride-through of the attraction itself is just one huge pun. I have to give credit to the Skippers that nail their punch lines in certain areas. Think of them as a stand-up comedian who has to put on a different show every 10 minutes. Sure, they reuse and recycle a lot of material, but every ride is different based on the Skipper you get assigned to. Let’s also not forget the tan-colored, British-era, exploration uniforms.

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The costuming is 100% iconic to the attraction. Ask any Disney fan to describe a Cast Member’s outfit at the Jungle Cruise and I bet they could do it from straight memory.

Overall Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor Rank: 18/20

Animatronics:

Now, we all know this attraction is somewhat dated on the technology, hindering a rather high score in this category, but some of the animals look real (like the hippos and elephants)! I don’t think they themselves could save the score im going to give this attraction for the animatronics. Much of the Head Hunter’s movements and the animals near the “Lion’s Den” scene are static and just not convincing.

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This could all be attributed to the Jungle Cruise not receiving any major refurbishment in recent years. [It’s rumored there is a huge refurbishment is coming to the Jungle Cruise in Disneyland this coming year!]

Overall Animatronics Rank: 10/20

Overall Experience:

As stated in the side-note, it’s all about getting the right Skipper and the timing of their punch lines. I think guests need to go into this ride knowing that it is not just a ride. The attraction pieces themselves are a means to correlate with the Skipper’s jokes. This is an attraction where we have to not only look at everything that is going on around us, but also open our ears and listen to what is going on around us. It has happened too many times where guests talk throughout this entire attraction, ruining it for others. Disney does a fantastic job immersing its guest into an attraction, and listening to the Skipper is an essential key of the Jungle Cruise.

Overall Experience Rank: 15/20

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Nostalgic Factor:

I would consider Nostalgic Factor a main ingredient in any Walt Disney World attraction. By this category, I’m expressing certain questions: 1. “Does this ride make you want to ride it over and over again?”. 2. “Is this ride memorable?”. The Jungle Cruise absolutely has a near perfect score for Nostalgic Factor. Everyone remembers the witty humor that the Skippers have to offer us for each ride on the Jungle Cruise. Not to mention, you can ride this attraction 6 times in a single park visit and have it be a different ride each time. This fact alone makes it one of the most sought after attractions in the park.

Overall Nostalgic Factor Rank: 19/20



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Overall Ranking for the Jungle Cruise: 77/100



Be sure to comment below with your own overall ranking of the Jungle Cruise (I am really looking forward to see where it ranks in other’s opinions!). Also, any suggestions for future attractions to be analyzed?
 

bethymouse

Well-Known Member
Queue line: I try to notice the subtle details, but at times the line is so long, I lose it. :(15/20.
Cast Members, Costuming... If you get a good group and a good Skipper it's OK. But the jokes are getting old. Costumes could be updated.14/20
Animatronics: Needs some updating, but still OK. 14/20
Overall: I enjoy the boat ride, especially through the tunnel and falls. But, sometimes we do skip it, unless we have a fast pass and if the line is too long. 16/20
Nostalgia: Walt's original. You can't beat it! :) 20/20

Overall score: 79/100
 

Kristopher Carter

New Member
Original Poster
Queue line: I try to notice the subtle details, but at times the line is so long, I lose it. :(15/20.
Cast Members, Costuming... If you get a good group and a good Skipper it's OK. But the jokes are getting old. Costumes could be updated.14/20
Animatronics: Needs some updating, but still OK. 14/20
Overall: I enjoy the boat ride, especially through the tunnel and falls. But, sometimes we do skip it, unless we have a fast pass and if the line is too long. 16/20
Nostalgia: Walt's original. You can't beat it! :) 20/20

Overall score: 79/100

We were so close!
 

Punzle

Member
Queue Line- Love all the things to look at but the way that line snakes and keeps everyone all squished up together makes it rough for me. 10/20
Cast Members and Costuming- I've never experienced a lazy Skipper. They always make me laugh. Costumes are a little boring though. 15/20
Animatronics- So cheesy. 10/20
Overall- I like this ride but if I don't get to do it I'm not crushed. 15/20
Nostalgia- Obvs its a classic 20/20

Total- 70/100 for me.
 

Kristopher Carter

New Member
Original Poster
Queue Line- Love all the things to look at but the way that line snakes and keeps everyone all squished up together makes it rough for me. 10/20
Cast Members and Costuming- I've never experienced a lazy Skipper. They always make me laugh. Costumes are a little boring though. 15/20
Animatronics- So cheesy. 10/20
Overall- I like this ride but if I don't get to do it I'm not crushed. 15/20
Nostalgia- Obvs its a classic 20/20

Total- 70/100 for me.

So far were averaging right around ~75/100 for Jungle Cruise. Glad we all "think" so closely about this one
 

TubaGeek

God bless the "Ignore" button.
  • Queue Line
  • Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor
  • Animatronics
  • Overall Experience
  • Nostalgic Factor
Queue Line - Shockingly good for what is, essentially, switchbacks with an awning. The music loop is amusing, it's got some fun gags, and the CM's make periodic jokes over the PA. 13/20.
Costuming and Character - This one is hard, since it depends so much on who's working. Overall, though, this is a CLASSIC MK attraction. It's not Haunted Mansion, but then again, they don't have to spiel. Heck, since it's the only spieling attraction left, I'll be super generous. 18/20.
Animatronics - I'm tempted to give this a higher score, but I have to admit it's out of nostalgia, which has its own caption. Still, they are generally in decent repair, even if they're archaic. 10/20.
Overall Experience - Again, it depends so much on who's working. 15/20.
Nostalgia - My fiancé was a Skipper when we met. I rode her boat SO many times when I was crushing on her, and now she's stuck with me forever! OBVIOUSLY a 20/20.
Total: 76/100
I'd probably give it a higher percentage score on Yelp, but I'm just going by the parameters set for us.

Fun thread, @Kristopher Carter! I'll play again if you set it up.
 

Kristopher Carter

New Member
Original Poster
  • Queue Line
  • Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor
  • Animatronics
  • Overall Experience
  • Nostalgic Factor
Queue Line - Shockingly good for what is, essentially, switchbacks with an awning. The music loop is amusing, it's got some fun gags, and the CM's make periodic jokes over the PA. 13/20.
Costuming and Character - This one is hard, since it depends so much on who's working. Overall, though, this is a CLASSIC MK attraction. It's not Haunted Mansion, but then again, they don't have to spiel. Heck, since it's the only spieling attraction left, I'll be super generous. 18/20.
Animatronics - I'm tempted to give this a higher score, but I have to admit it's out of nostalgia, which has its own caption. Still, they are generally in decent repair, even if they're archaic. 10/20.
Overall Experience - Again, it depends so much on who's working. 15/20.
Nostalgia - My fiancé was a Skipper when we met. I rode her boat SO many times when I was crushing on her, and now she's stuck with me forever! OBVIOUSLY a 20/20.
Total: 76/100
I'd probably give it a higher percentage score on Yelp, but I'm just going by the parameters set for us.

Fun thread, @Kristopher Carter! I'll play again if you set it up.

Your nostalgia reasoning is still a better love story than Twilight :,)
It's always good to hear a a "Disney Love"-story. Absolutely remarkable!
 

Kristopher Carter

New Member
Original Poster
A
  • Queue Line
  • Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor
  • Animatronics
  • Overall Experience
  • Nostalgic Factor
Queue Line - Shockingly good for what is, essentially, switchbacks with an awning. The music loop is amusing, it's got some fun gags, and the CM's make periodic jokes over the PA. 13/20.
Costuming and Character - This one is hard, since it depends so much on who's working. Overall, though, this is a CLASSIC MK attraction. It's not Haunted Mansion, but then again, they don't have to spiel. Heck, since it's the only spieling attraction left, I'll be super generous. 18/20.
Animatronics - I'm tempted to give this a higher score, but I have to admit it's out of nostalgia, which has its own caption. Still, they are generally in decent repair, even if they're archaic. 10/20.
Overall Experience - Again, it depends so much on who's working. 15/20.
Nostalgia - My fiancé was a Skipper when we met. I rode her boat SO many times when I was crushing on her, and now she's stuck with me forever! OBVIOUSLY a 20/20.
Total: 76/100
I'd probably give it a higher percentage score on Yelp, but I'm just going by the parameters set for us.

Fun thread, @Kristopher Carter! I'll play again if you set it up.

And I will be setting another one of these up this coming Sunday. Any requests for the next one?
 

WondersOfLife

Blink, blink. Breathe, breathe. Day in, day out.
I wanted to begin looking at attractions at the Walt Disney World Resort in detail. In short, I will feature an attraction and look at 5 categories:

  • Queue Line
  • Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor
  • Animatronics
  • Overall Experience
  • Nostalgic Factor

Queue - 10
Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor - 10
Animatronics - 3
Overal Experience - 15
Nostalgic Factor - 20
Overall - 58

It really is a hit or miss attraction when it comes to enjoying it... Because it all depends on whether or not you get a really good skipper. Which is 50/50 chance. If you get a bad skipper, the whole thing is just sort of awkward.
 

Kristopher Carter

New Member
Original Poster
Queue - 10
Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor - 10
Animatronics - 3
Overal Experience - 15
Nostalgic Factor - 20
Overall - 58

It really is a hit or miss attraction when it comes to enjoying it... Because it all depends on whether or not you get a really good skipper. Which is 50/50 chance. If you get a bad skipper, the whole thing is just sort of awkward.

I'd have to absolutely agree with that last statement.
 

Retroman40

Well-Known Member
I like this kind of thread as long as it doesn't turn into a debate/attacks since it is 99% opinion - here's my take:

Queue - 12
Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor - 16 (it can be hit or miss on your "skipper")
Animatronics - 5 (several need some refurbishment)
Overal Experience - 15
Nostalgic Factor - 18
Overall - 66

Consider adding two more items - how long would you wait to ride - for me no more than 25-30 minutes and is it worth a FP+? For me not really.
 

MaryJaneP

Well-Known Member
Queue = 10/20 (too long, would be just as amusing/entertaining at half the length, like/need the awning however)
CMs/Costume/Demeanor = 15/20 (most subject to wild variation from one trip to another)
Animatronics = 13/20 (Outdated, sure, but does anyone really expect accuracy on this humorous ride?)
Overall Experience = 17/20 (we try to ride it every trip but like previously said, are not crushed if we can't/don't)
Nostalgic Factor = 20/20 (after a ride, we always have a better and uplifted spirit, also a Walt original)
Total = 75/100
 

MonstersUGrad

New Member
Queue Line: 13... On those hot summer days, the cramped queue can be an issue. That being said, the decor is fun to look at/study.

Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor: 18... Fortunate enough to not get a cringeworthy skipper.

Animatronics: 10... Hopefully a refurb will come soon! Going at night (my preference) the animatronics look better because of the shadows and such.

Overall Experience: 15... Always a fun ride with a few minor changes needed.

Nostalgic Factor: 20... Can't argue that.

76/100
 

Kristopher Carter

New Member
Original Poster
I like this kind of thread as long as it doesn't turn into a debate/attacks since it is 99% opinion - here's my take:

Queue - 12
Cast Member Costuming and Demeanor - 16 (it can be hit or miss on your "skipper")
Animatronics - 5 (several need some refurbishment)
Overal Experience - 15
Nostalgic Factor - 18
Overall - 66

Consider adding two more items - how long would you wait to ride - for me no more than 25-30 minutes and is it worth a FP+? For me not really.

Excellent rating! And your absolutely correct about the "attacking" part. Really is all opinionated. I like those ideas of if its FastPass worthy and how long would you wait! Any suggestions for next weeks thread?
 

Kristopher Carter

New Member
Original Poster
Queue = 10/20 (too long, would be just as amusing/entertaining at half the length, like/need the awning however)
CMs/Costume/Demeanor = 15/20 (most subject to wild variation from one trip to another)
Animatronics = 13/20 (Outdated, sure, but does anyone really expect accuracy on this humorous ride?)
Overall Experience = 17/20 (we try to ride it every trip but like previously said, are not crushed if we can't/don't)
Nostalgic Factor = 20/20 (after a ride, we always have a better and uplifted spirit, also a Walt original)
Total = 75/100

Perfect rating. It seems were averaging around 72-75, so you're right there in the mix! Any suggestions of an attraction for next weeks thread?
 

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