How to swap wives on select Disney rides?

Phonedave

Phonedave

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larryz said:
Not possible. You have to read the whole thread...

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Damn it. I knew all about Katiebug, and I have read that thread many times. I wasn't going to do it, but now that you posted a direct link, here I go, clicking on it and going down that time suck rabbit hole once again.
 
RustySpork

RustySpork

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Phonedave said:
What if you got your wife on eBay for $3.00 from China? Are they still obligated to trade?
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/S! :hilarious::joyfull:
 
Jedi Stitch

Jedi Stitch

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Good luck with your situation.

I believe the ride swap was meant for parent #1 to ride and then swap with parent #2 so the other parent gets to ride. You might be able to get a CM at a ride or two to let you and wife #2 to ride with kid, then let kid ride with Ex, you two swap with her. Other wise you will have to wait each time. Then, they might just say why doesn't the whole party ride together?
 
RustySpork

RustySpork

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tissandtully said:
I think wife swapping is only allowed on the People Mover.
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Prog

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iHeartDisneylandCats said:
In all seriousness, the fact that the gondolas will be somewhat private could turn out to be a problem....
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Bouncy bouncy!
NickMaio said:
Man I thought the monorails smelled bad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:eek:
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A coworker of mine once shared a relatively unprompted tale of him and his ex-wife getting it on in the monorail...

In response to the OP, taking it at face value, just take turns sitting out some rides or have everyone go on. If you/your wife can't get along with your ex for those ten minutes, then this whole trip is totally ill-conceived.
 
OG Runner

OG Runner

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Sevenofeleven said:
So here is the issue. My wife #1 and I had a friendly amicable divorce 2 years ago. We have joint custody of our 4 year old daughter Julia. I have since remarried, and wife #2 and I invited Julia's mom on our WDW trip to share expenses (we are all on a budget), and give Julia a great time with both moms. My wife and I will have a resort room and Julia and her mom will have a resort room.

So the plan is when we get to a ride boarding area that needs an accompanying adult, me and Julia ride alone for some daughter-dad time. Ex-wife and wife #2 wait on other side of boarding area. When ride returns ex-wife joins me and Julia to teach her we both support her and want to remain parents in good standing. When this ride returns to boarding area, ex-wife gets off and wife #2 boards ride with me and Julia - to give her the same type of togetherness as we always enjoy. When ride returns ex-wife takes Julia away from boarding area and me and wife #2 share the ride as a couple.

Will the cast members accommodate us? Or will they make us re-join the queue line for each time we ride?
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You are a strange, sad little man. :joyfull:
 
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Dr_dealio

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Sevenofeleven said:
So here is the issue. My wife #1 and I had a friendly amicable divorce 2 years ago. We have joint custody of our 4 year old daughter Julia. I have since remarried, and wife #2 and I invited Julia's mom on our WDW trip to share expenses (we are all on a budget), and give Julia a great time with both moms. My wife and I will have a resort room and Julia and her mom will have a resort room.

So the plan is when we get to a ride boarding area that needs an accompanying adult, me and Julia ride alone for some daughter-dad time. Ex-wife and wife #2 wait on other side of boarding area. When ride returns ex-wife joins me and Julia to teach her we both support her and want to remain parents in good standing. When this ride returns to boarding area, ex-wife gets off and wife #2 boards ride with me and Julia - to give her the same type of togetherness as we always enjoy. When ride returns ex-wife takes Julia away from boarding area and me and wife #2 share the ride as a couple.

Will the cast members accommodate us? Or will they make us re-join the queue line for each time we ride?
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  1. No
  2. Bad idea
  3. Maybe
  4. No
  5. Definitely No.
  6. Definitely Yes.
* call CBS or Lifetime, I bet you could get some coverage.
** or just post some stuff for AFV. I bet they would pay you something.
 
TraderSam

TraderSam

Member
disneyworlddad said:
I really hope this is a joke, but on the off chance it is not. Here is a novel idea. Why don't you all wait in line together and really show your daughter that you can all get along. It doesn't matter who rides in the same seat with the daughter on most ride because you will be right in front or behind her. Heck on some rides you can all sit in the same row.
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As someone who grew up with divorced parents and went on separate trips growing up, this is the best suggestion I’ve seen so far. I would have loved to have been able to go to WDW with my entire family at once as a child.
 

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