How many posters to a web forum does it take to change a light bulb?

[duchess1576]

I thought this joke was hilarious. Hope it hasn't been posted before.

Question:

How many posters to a web forum does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer:


1 to change the light bulb & to post that the
light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing
light bulbs & how the light bulb could have
been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing
light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in
posts about changing light bulbs.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or
"light bulb".

2 industry professionals to inform the group
that the proper term is "lamp".

7 to post URLs where one can see examples
of different light bulbs.

12 to post to the group that they will no
longer post because they cannot handle the
light bulb controversy.

4 to suggest that posters request the light
bulb FAQ. (and 4 to ask what is a "FAQ")

2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning
out is the result of a government conspiracy.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a
short time ago?".

43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs".

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now & start it all over again.

 

[tigsmom]

Uhmmm... I don't get it. :lookaroun :animwink:

 

[Mr Bill]

What in the name of Harry Potter are you going on about?

 

[CAPTAIN HOOK]

Exellent :lol:

 

[Erika]

Love it :lol:

 

[mkt]

funny... but I do believe I posted this years ago

:lol:

 

[WDWScottieBoy]

Do a search, I'm sure this has been posted before. :fork:

I'm sick of you trolls bringing up this sort of stuff, let it die!

:lol:

 

[MouseMadness]

funny... but I do believe I posted this years ago

:lol:

I remember it! It was much funnier then, I believe the "magic" has faded somewhat for me.

:lookaroun :lol:

 

[BRER STITCH]

What does this have to do with shrimp and pineapples?!?!?!?

How can you make jokes like this when the rice has been replaced by potatoes?!?!?!?

OOPS! Wrong thread!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lookaroun ........................

 

[MommytoMJM]

Well, you have all been so mean to the OP that I am leaving!




ROTFLMMEO!

 

[Aurora_25]

I'm confused- how does this have anything to do with the new Harry Potter ride and the monorail???? :lookaroun

 

[prberk]

Well, you have all been so mean to the OP that I am leaving!

Are you leaving, or just going on vacation? :lookaroun :animwink:

 

[prberk]

And, anyway, I heard that, since that light-bulb-changing project was now complete, there will be massive layoffs coming in the storied light-bulb development department. :lookaroun

 

[dandaman]

:lol: That's a great joke... but not as good as Barnum's "Mahatma Gandhi" joke. :lookaroun

 

[Safari Giraffe]

:lol: That's a great joke... but not as good as Barnum's "Mahatma Gandhi" joke. :lookaroun

Your right....Barnum's joke was hillarious. I still laugh just thinking about it!:lol:

 

[Captain Hank]

Might I make a few additions?

One poster to write this: I H8 cHANginG LiGhT BuLBS!!!1!!111!!!

Two to ask why the full motion video of the changing is only accessable to premium members

Four to complain that this lighbulb is so much dimmer than the last one

Four to rave that this lightbulb is so much brighter than the last one

Three to ask why this lightbulb isn't on all of the time

One to ask when the next lightbulb changing will occur, and whether it would coincide with his or her trip

Five to show their pictures of the ladder that was involved in the changing

 

[Erika]

Might I make a few additions?

One poster to write this: I H8 cHANginG LiGhT BuLBS!!!1!!111!!!

Two to ask why the full motion video of the changing is only accessable to premium members

Four to complain that this lighbulb is so much dimmer than the last one

Four to rave that this lightbulb is so much brighter than the last one

Three to ask why this lightbulb isn't on all of the time

One to ask when the next lightbulb changing will occur, and whether it would coincide with his or her trip

Five to show their pictures of the ladder that was involved in the changing

:lol:


edit:
(oh, and one to post an emoticon without adding anything of significance?) *slinks away*

 

[BRER STITCH]

Might I make a few additions?
Five to show their pictures of the ladder that was involved in the changing

:lol:

Now THAT was funny!

Incidentally, I actually have a picture of THE LADDER steaming shrimp at O'Hana's that I will post later....it looks sad.....

 

[PixyDust]

What's your favorite brand of light bulbs?

 

[Mr Bill]

I'm a General Electric man myself.