Honeypot: Complaints about the Skyliner/Gondola; also worries and insecurities

[Mr Ferret 75]

Here's a new one I'm pretty sure hasn't been discussed...

Bedbugs. What if you get bedbugs from riding in the gondolas?

And with our luck, they'll be giant mutant FLORIDA bedbugs that snuck in from China or something...

As long as you don't catch a Katiebug.

 

[MisterPenguin]

Let's see... has anyone mentioned fear of being electrocuted?
What about a snake hidden between/underneath seats?
Or given the recent violent incidents at Disney, that people you're sharing a gondola with, might get into a brawl?!

Oh, the crazy possibilities are endless..!

Did you just discover emoji?

 

[Nunu]

No, I was just having fun!
Sorry @MisterPenguin
Here's another one just for you:

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Did you just discover emoji?

Did you just discover sarcasm

 

[Janir]

This thread is too long to read. Did Disney consider that these things might get a little too hot in the Florida sun?

Yes they did. The secret plans are for the towers over the water is lower every so often to dunk the gondolas in the water to cool them off. They figure if they time it just right they can cool down each car before the gators can worm their way in.

 

[MisterPenguin]

Did you just discover sarcasm

Did you just discover rhetorical questions

 

[LAKid53]

Here's a new one I'm pretty sure hasn't been discussed...

Bedbugs. What if you get bedbugs from riding in the gondolas?

And with our luck, they'll be giant mutant FLORIDA bedbugs that snuck in from China or something...

Not sure bedbugs could survive the surface-of-the-sun temps inside the gondolas.

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Did you just discover rhetorical questions

Do i

 

[Janir]

Here's a new one I'm pretty sure hasn't been discussed...

Bedbugs. What if you get bedbugs from riding in the gondolas?

And with our luck, they'll be giant mutant FLORIDA bedbugs that snuck in from China or something...

I'm more worried about the Florida Suicide lizards that dash in front of you as you're walking on a sidewalk. Begin suicidal I expect them to be runing up into the Gondola's cable mechanisms and killing themselves off there. All it takes is . . . maybe 20 lizard, all Area51 rushing the to the same point to kill themselves and cause the line to snap.

 

[LAKid53]

I'm more worried about the Florida Suicide lizards that dash in front of you as you're walking on a sidewalk. Begin suicidal I expect them to be runing up into the Gondola's cable mechanisms and killing themselves off there. All it takes is . . . maybe 20 lizard, all Area51 rushing the to the same point to kill themselves and cause the line to snap.

Squirrels will beat them to it. They love sacrificing themselves...be grateful there are no transformers on the lines.

 

[HiJe]

Squirrels will beat them to it. They love sacrificing themselves...be grateful there are no transformers on the lines.

I'm not so worried about squirrels and lizards as the below possibility.

 

[danlb_2000]

Let's see... has anyone mentioned fear of being electrocuted?

Check!

News - New Gondola Transportation - Disney Skyliner

It's part lines for all the sensors on the towers, as well as phone line etc. I doubt they will run them underground, because if so they probably would have torn up the parking lots and roadways to run those by now. Probably also not really all that convenient to run them in the water for the...

forums.wdwmagic.com

What about a snake hidden between/underneath seats?

Check!

News - New Gondola Transportation - Disney Skyliner

^^^^^ :hilarious:

forums.wdwmagic.com

Or given the recent violent incidents at Disney, that people you're sharing a gondola with, might get into a brawl?!

Oh, the crazy possibilities are endless..!

I am sure this one is in there somewhere.

 

[yedliW]

They figure if they time it just right they can cool down each car before the gators can worm their way in.

Don't forget about the brain eating amebas..

 

[MisterPenguin]

I'm not so worried about squirrels and lizards as the below possibility.

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Oh, no! We're going to get hypnotized!!

 

[LAKid53]

I'm not so worried about squirrels and lizards as the below possibility.

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Just throw one of those squirrels or lizards to it....

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Squirrels will beat them to it. They love sacrificing themselves...be grateful there are no transformers on the lines.

That's because all the Transformer's are at the other parks

 

[Goofyernmost]

I'm not so worried about squirrels and lizards as the below possibility.

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Would someone set up a pool so we can bet on how many CM's it will take to clean up snake bits when the Gondolas go over one of the towers.

 

[TiggerDad]

What about runaway cruise ships?



Oh, wrong kind of gondola.

 

[LAKid53]

Would someone set up a pool so we can bet on how many CM's it will take to clean up snake bits when the Gondolas go over one of the towers.

They'd better give those CMs hazardous pay...that will be one nasty job.

 

[LAKid53]

What about runaway cruise ships?



Oh, wrong kind of gondola.

That would be one heck of a ship to make it all the way to Lake Buena Vista.