Hey guys...you're all a lot smarter than I am...I need to write a 5 page essay based on current events...could you possibly help a guy out and do one so that I can use it as a guideline? Thanks a ton! :lookaroun
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Help with Essay
- Thread starter WDWFREAK53
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Wilt Dasney
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:lol: :lol:
Here, I'll get you started:
Today, I am going to write about current events. These are events which are currently happening. The word "event" can have many different meanings. My cat got stuck in the kitty door last Tuesday; this was a big event in my house. His name is Whiskers; he is 3 years old. I got him from the Pets-R-Us in Tewksbury. I have a friend in Tewksbury; his name is Adam. We like to go fishing on Saturdays, and sometimes we catch really big fish. I like fish with lemon and tartar sauce.
From there, it practically writes itself.
Here, I'll get you started:
Today, I am going to write about current events. These are events which are currently happening. The word "event" can have many different meanings. My cat got stuck in the kitty door last Tuesday; this was a big event in my house. His name is Whiskers; he is 3 years old. I got him from the Pets-R-Us in Tewksbury. I have a friend in Tewksbury; his name is Adam. We like to go fishing on Saturdays, and sometimes we catch really big fish. I like fish with lemon and tartar sauce.
From there, it practically writes itself.
...but I don't have a cat...but I do have a dog! Can you rework that in...and Tewksbury is about an hour away from me...can you incorporate something a little closer to home for me? Thanks (What's Pets R Us btw?)...and...I don't have a friend named Adam...but I like the ideas...keep them coming!
Wilt Dasney
Well-Known Member
Wow, pic-ky....:lol:
I think you should just spend 5 pages talking about all the current events going on in Darrel's pants. You could hammer that out in no time.
I think you should just spend 5 pages talking about all the current events going on in Darrel's pants. You could hammer that out in no time.
it would take me more than 5 just to EXPLAIN it...let alone...start describing the ongoings!
MerHearted
Well-Known Member
Five pages is easy. The key is to bull. Make the entire first page just the intro and then have the conclusion fill up most of the last page, then you really only have 3 pages of actual material.
MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
Okay then! :wave:
Honestly...if you have nothing to add to the thread...just stay out of it already...Sheesh then...
ok then?
:lol:
:wave: to the :queenasshat: courtesy of... :kingasshat: :kiss:
MerHearted
Well-Known Member
I don't think I have any essays around on current events but I have a few on historical events if you wanna look at those.
Wilt Dasney
Well-Known Member
*snickers loudly*
Hmmm...tigsmom is realizing what this thread is for :lol:
Originally posted by tigsmom
I've been a mom long enough to know better than to fall for that old trick. Do you use a calculator "just to check" your answers?
when I was in school? Yes...now? Why would I bother doing anything longhand??? Time is money...and if I'm spending 5 minutes doing a math problem when I could just take 5 seconds...you tell me which is better!
tigsmom
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
when I was in school? Yes...now? Why would I bother doing anything longhand??? Time is money...and if I'm spending 5 minutes doing a math problem when I could just take 5 seconds...you tell me which is better!
You already know the answer to that question. :lol:
