Haunted Mansion Mistake

[ᗩLᘿᑕ ֊ᗩζᗩᗰ]

Waitasec, if we're going home with a ghost following us, then we didn't die in the Haunted Mansion.

This means that the story line some purport that we die in the story of the attraction when we crash through the attic window into the graveyard is false.

Waitasec, if we're crashing through the attic into the graveyard... why? The ghost there is an axe murderer who beheads her husbands, not a defenestration ghost!

Waitasec, why is Madame Leota carrying on a seance to call forth the spirits when she herself is a spirit in a floating crystal ball? Why doesn't she just chat with us since she's already in the great beyond?

Waitasec, why can't we use flash photography again?... because it scares the spooks? and yet, they have no problem manifesting themselves with flashes of lightning, which is hundreds of times brighter!

Fan service and story integration. I blame Constance! But.. for questions like these I usually consult Madam Leota or ask a Raven.

 

[THE 1HAPPY HAUNT]

I see. I anticipate your arival.

LOL IT MIGHT BE SOON

 

[Janir]

Why have they been waiting so long? Did they miss the deadline?

They never rolled out a FastPass/FastPass+ systems for the Ghosts. SO they do the standard Disney Line wait, which is years for ghosts.

 

[OG Runner]

This whole thing is "tongue in cheek" I hope everyone is taking it that way.

Absolutely, but it is also an excellent example that we will discuss just about anything, given the opportunity.

 

[graphite1326]

They never rolled out a FastPass/FastPass+ systems for the Ghosts. SO they do the standard Disney Line wait, which is years for ghosts.

So where is their queue?

 

[Centeral]

HMMMM that is a theory only. AND the if this was the case the 999 number must fluctuate. The narration should be changed to "about 999"

Maybe: There are infinty amounts of ghosts but 999 is a number on the scale of 0 through all positive integers so there is minimal chances of the depletion to such a measly number as 999.

 

[graphite1326]

Maybe: There are infinty amounts of ghosts but 999 is a number on the scale of 0 through all positive integers so there is minimal chances of the depletion to such a measly number as 999.[/QUOTE
I do see what you are saying. But still the number must fluctuate. Please elaborate more.

 

[BoarderPhreak]

Are you kidding? The queue of ghosts outside is longer than the guests... And there's no FP!

"Man, it feels like we've been waiting an eternity!" said one of the ghosts when interviewed.

 

[graphite1326]

Are you kidding? The queue of ghosts outside is longer than the guests... And there's no FP!

"Man, it feels like we've been waiting an eternity!" said one of the ghosts when interviewed.

Is the interview on youtube?

 

[Kingtut]

I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.

Sounds like my boss