This whole thing is "tongue in cheek" I hope everyone is taking it that way.
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Haunted Mansion Mistake
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Zipadeelady
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Some are just a bit to stiff.
Well with the Gondola coming soon, for every ghost that leaves you'll more than make up for it with all the Gondola deaths.
You didn't bother to factor in all the urn ash ghosts being dropped off by grieving family members on the ride... When the family chickens out dropping grandma's ashes in Small World because they can't find a dark area to do it on the sly they just head over to Haunted Mansion and let grandma go near the hatbox ghost.
999th Happy Haunt
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I return to the mansion when you do
Yikes!
THE 1HAPPY HAUNT
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I am the one who follows you home
donaldtoo
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999th Happy Haunt
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Excuse me
KBLovedDisney
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I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
What?
DisAl
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A lot of people don't realize there is no truly "dark" ride. There are infrared cameras that allow CMs to see every foot of every ride. So for those who think they are getting away with something in the dark, no, a CM is watching you. I'll bet the CMs monitoring HM and PoTC get some real entertainment watching people who think they are hidden in the dark.
UKDisney Dave
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There may only be room for the be more haunt, but if you pay $119 plus tax you get an exclusive roped off area in the grave yard and they throw in a free cup cake. Not a real cup cake clearly, cos your dead and that would be a waste. It’s more a picture of cup cake........
THE 1HAPPY HAUNT
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hey you are already in the Haunted Mansion being the 999th haunt, I am the 1 happy haunt that there is always room for one more for.
THE 1HAPPY HAUNT
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well played
mouse_luv
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The rotted remains of a cupcake, seems more fitting!
999th Happy Haunt
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I see. I anticipate your arival.
Waitasec, if we're going home with a ghost following us, then we didn't die in the Haunted Mansion.
This means that the story line some purport that we die in the story of the attraction when we crash through the attic window into the graveyard is false.
Waitasec, if we're crashing through the attic into the graveyard... why? The ghost there is an axe murderer who beheads her husbands, not a defenestration ghost!
Waitasec, why is Madame Leota carrying on a seance to call forth the spirits when she herself is a spirit in a floating crystal ball? Why doesn't she just chat with us since she's already in the great beyond?
Waitasec, why can't we use flash photography again?... because it scares the spooks? and yet, they have no problem manifesting themselves with flashes of lightning, which is hundreds of times brighter!
This means that the story line some purport that we die in the story of the attraction when we crash through the attic window into the graveyard is false.
Waitasec, if we're crashing through the attic into the graveyard... why? The ghost there is an axe murderer who beheads her husbands, not a defenestration ghost!
Waitasec, why is Madame Leota carrying on a seance to call forth the spirits when she herself is a spirit in a floating crystal ball? Why doesn't she just chat with us since she's already in the great beyond?
Waitasec, why can't we use flash photography again?... because it scares the spooks? and yet, they have no problem manifesting themselves with flashes of lightning, which is hundreds of times brighter!