Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Avast! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!

You skurvy dog you.

I be heading to class to practice on me hornpipe. Arrr! Tonight I might be itching for some grog or a little pillaging. Arr!

Find out about the day here

 

[Aurora_25]

Avast Ye Matey- hoist the mainsail.....:lol:

 

[Legacy]

I saw a sign in Seattle with a female pirate on it that said, "Don't touch the bootie, just look at the chest."

 

[Computer Magic]

But I don't wana to be a pirate

But it really is a nice shirt :lookaroun

 

[Aurora_25]

But I don't wana to be a pirate

But it really is a nice shirt :lookaroun

LOL- Gee, my pirate outfit looks nothing like that.....:lookaroun

 

[darthdarrel]

But I don't wana to be a pirate

But it really is a nice shirt :lookaroun

I have a shirt like that, except it's black. :lookaroun

 

[Nemo14]

Aargh!

 

[barnum42]

Aaaargh. Thee all have a mainsail of a day me hearties

 

[darthdarrel]

We wants da red head! :lookaroun

 

[MouseMadness]

But I don't wana to be a pirate

But it really is a nice shirt :lookaroun

LMAO :lol:

I was going to be a pirate for Halloween... are pirates still in? Or are they sooooo 3 years ago?

AAaaaaargh, ye lubbers! I be rememberin' when talkin' like a pirate gave me a blasted headache last time we did one of these accursed threads!!

Curse ye, Erik!

:lol:

 

[Wilt Dasney]

*rapes a tavern and sets a damsel on fire*

Hold on. I mean, that was oddly fulfilling, but...something was off somehow. :lookaroun

 

[Aurora_25]

*rapes a tavern and sets a damsel on fire*

Hold on. I mean, that was oddly fulfilling, but...something was off somehow. :lookaroun

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

and what a day it be.....argh

 

[barnum42]

I be getting some funny looks at work shipmates. Seems not all here are inclinded to join me on this voyage aaaarghhh!

 

[MouseMadness]

I be getting some funny looks at work shipmates. Seems not all here are inclinded to join me on this voyage aaaarghhh!

Arrrgh!! Tis a cryin' shame! I say we pillage and plunder!!

I be wishin' I knew what it meant to "plunder", but ARRRRGH! I say we does it anyway!!

 

[barnum42]

I be wishin' I knew what it meant to "plunder", but ARRRRGH! I say we does it anyway!!

It means "finders be keepers" Aaarhh indeed!

 

[NowInc]

So im driving to work today and this pirate pulls up next to me in a convertable...I look over and I notice he has a steering wheel on his lap. So..out of total curiosity I asked what its there for..he glared over to me with his un-patched eye and say...ARRRG!! ITS DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!

 

[The Mom]

Arrggghhh!!! Me DENTIST be celebrating "Talk Like a Pirate Day" today, and methinks he be dippin' in the grog! Aye!

Seriously, his picture was on the front page of the Times-Union Lifestyle section this morning, and it just so happened that I had an appointment. The Son wished me luck. (Everything went fine; it was only a cleaning, so he didn't have to do anything but check the hygienist's work.)

 

[MouseMadness]

So im driving to work today and this pirate pulls up next to me in a convertable...I look over and I notice he has a steering wheel on his lap. So..out of total curiosity I asked what its there for..he glared over to me with his un-patched eye and say...ARRRG!! ITS DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!

Ye'll be walkin' the plank fer that one, matie!

And since we be on the subject of bad pirate jokes...

Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?

(Everybody together!)


It was rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

 

[stranger]

I have another real bad pirate joke...
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships ahoy!

I know, I know....