Halloween

no2apprentice

Well-Known Member
Okay, let's review the safety tips for Disney halloweeners...

1. Avoid taking ripe red apples from black hooded old women who are missing teeth and have large bulging eyes.

2. Avoid sharing the road with equestrian riders holding a jack o' lantern under the arm. Oh yes, almost forgot...and they are missing their head.

3. Avoid touching spinning wheels left on porches.

4. Avoid signing legally binding documents with women who have tentacles instead of legs.

5. Avoid entering a cave when a tall, slender, bearded man is standing nearby with an obnoxious parrot on his shoulder.

6. Avoid houses that have a demonic figure on top, throwing one heckuva party.

7. And last, but not least, when the evening is done, avoid the temptation to clean up the mess using brooms with arms.

Have a happy, and SAFE, HALLOWEEN!
 

WDWspider

New Member
Originally posted by no2apprentice
Okay, let's review the safety tips for Disney halloweeners...

1. Avoid taking ripe red apples from black hooded old women who are missing teeth and have large bulging eyes.

2. Avoid sharing the road with equestrian riders holding a jack o' lantern under the arm. Oh yes, almost forgot...and they are missing their head.

3. Avoid touching spinning wheels left on porches.

4. Avoid signing legally binding documents with women who have tentacles instead of legs.

5. Avoid entering a cave when a tall, slender, bearded man is standing nearby with an obnoxious parrot on his shoulder.

6. Avoid houses that have a demonic figure on top, throwing one heckuva party.

7. And last, but not least, when the evening is done, avoid the temptation to clean up the mess using brooms with arms.

Have a happy, and SAFE, HALLOWEEN!


Avoid Bright Lights, Never feed them after Midnight, and never get them wet. :lol:
 

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