Watched a video of the ride.
Now bear in mind that I haven't seen either Guardians films, nor do I intend to. They don't interest me. Very little of Marvel does.
So I'm speaking as a non-fan of the Iger purchase.
Just the same, as a fan of theme park rides in general, that ride MAKES.NO.FRICKEN.SENSE.WHAT.SO.EVER.
The actual heck is going on in that thing? Oh, some characters are trying to break out of prison. As a non-Marvel maven, why should I care?
Whereas the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror's narrative is marked by a cool, eerie sophistication, the Guardians' narrative is marked by being loud, frenetic, garish and dumb.
The raccoon
Now bear in mind that I haven't seen either Guardians films, nor do I intend to. They don't interest me. Very little of Marvel does.
So I'm speaking as a non-fan of the Iger purchase.
Just the same, as a fan of theme park rides in general, that ride MAKES.NO.FRICKEN.SENSE.WHAT.SO.EVER.
The actual heck is going on in that thing? Oh, some characters are trying to break out of prison. As a non-Marvel maven, why should I care?
Whereas the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror's narrative is marked by a cool, eerie sophistication, the Guardians' narrative is marked by being loud, frenetic, garish and dumb.
The raccoon AA is impressive, but so are the AAs in Frozenstrom, so while the tech-level is laudable, it's hardly surprising from Disney at this point. The raccoon AA still makes me think of Teddy Ruxpin though.
Oh boy SCREENS! So convincing. One guy gets chased by oversized drones from Disney Springs, another (a villain? A hero? Who knows if you're not a Marvel fan?) gets barfed up by a lumpy dinosaur, and the elevator bounces around a lot, much more than did the elevators in the Tower, which is a HUGE improvement, no doubt.
The once-elegant lobby has been transformed into a hoarder's wet dream. But wow, it's got Cosmo the Dog (whatever that is), not so much an AA as it is a fuzzy Bobble Head. Fanbois rejoice!
The only truly scary thing is the music. And not a good kind of scary. 80's music is not a nightmare I want to revisit.
When I see that electrician's nightmare looming over Carthay Circle Theater, I want to throw up.
Thus endeth the review. Fire away!